I tried but ended up in some guy’s attic instead :-\ At least there’s free weed 🤷 😅
The dream of a quiet life
Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 11 months ago
Is it still a feminine urge if I’m a dude?
And can I bring my wife? She’d love the big creepy castle AND the queen-of-the-dead vibe.
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
You can be hers and the vampires blood bag
Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
replace vampires with cats and you’ve got Enya.
Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Shit. Livin’ the dream.
sudo42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I suspect it has something to do with all the neck biting.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Historically, the vampire’s bite aims for the nap of the neck, the décolletage, and the inner thigh.
Why women would be into this remains a mystery.
Infynis@midwest.social 11 months ago
Everyone has this urge. That’s why vampires are so dangerous
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”
Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I want that,minus the vampire,and I’m a dude…although I’d split the castle with him,and any ladies that joined him,if they left me alone.
nifty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sure but would she still want him if he didn’t have the big creepy castle?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
“What is a woman? A miserable pile of secrets!” - Dracula
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Suspicious death due to blood loss
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s feminine?
bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
You’ve got:
Shelter
Immortality
Tasteful antiques
Blood for sustenance which is pretty metal
A vibrant night life
Sex probably gets interesting AF
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Old Hungarian landlords trying to get a girl’s number on OnlyFans will say this all the time.