How to survive a werewolf attack.

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• BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

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  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not until you’re on cam begging SilverDaddy66 to lift your tail up and gape you

    You’re safe. Go enjoy your weekend

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There is another :3

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  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s throwing a steak on the ground and running

    …right?

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    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let’s just say the word “knot” will have one more meaning after were done :3

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also missing: A veterinary visit.

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All of my dogs have loved our current vet. I’ve tried a couple other vets that were closer to me at different times, and my current vet is the only one that our dogs have been excited to visit in the 20 years since we met her.

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Two thing:

  1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.

  B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.

  Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.

  The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.

  I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are they Jewish vampires?

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, the main character was based off of an ex girlfriend, who was a major goth/vamp girl, and Jewish.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere.

    I’ve seen that movie.

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    It was not very good.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just make sure to keep the mistletoe below you at all times

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Squeaky toys be freaky

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know if it’s just a furry because they are immune to silver bullets, it’s true all furies are immune to silver bullets so feel free to test as much as you like.

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  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean isn’t everything kind of allergic to silver bullets

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s mostly just one way to find out.

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• Pothetato@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pretend to throw something!

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• Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Trust me, this will definitely work

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• CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I needed that laugh

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this a furry menu at the brothel?
  Where?

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Miniature poodle that lives next door.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey! Spay and neuter your pets!

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s Halloween, so the ghost of Bob Barker wants to remind you to control the pet population.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mistletoe? You idiot. You use wolfsbane, everybody knows that.

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.

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