Comment on Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month

• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor

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  • melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So steal near a friends house.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or don’t be a piece of shit

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not an option, sorry :p

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      • melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.

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