Comment on Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month

• BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stealing a doormat is also an option.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor

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    • melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So steal near a friends house.

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      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or don’t be a piece of shit

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.

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