You merely adopted the hustle, this guy was born with it

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• WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or the crime

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The charge is the only outrageous thing here 😡

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    • ignism@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just so that we’re on the same page. It isn’t a crime, right?

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not the charge, that’s his family name.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought that’s his college

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I somehow feel like it should be illegal for this gentleman to not possess Marijuana.

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• JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s got a nice little hat, but it’s made out of his hair!

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or the charge…

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• TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quindarious Gooch is totally a name I would use for a D&D one shot.

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• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “The player formerly known as mousecop.”

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Torque [brrrrrrrrrrrrrrt] Lewith

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Black Heisenberg confirmed

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• cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fkn rude wearing a hat indoors smh.

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• TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Gooooooch!!

  Any Scrubs fans here?

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  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sadly that tale did not end well for Teddy…

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    • Geobloke@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What is this??.

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    • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hahahaha! I had no idea this existed! Thank you for this! Just made my day.

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• Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m having a really hard time determining the shape of his head

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• finley@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Definitely not Maybelline

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Likely not maple beans either

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• Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m curious where this is. They won’t even arrest you solely on possession in most of Texas anymore. Now it’s mostly used as an add-on to other charges to make the plea bargain less favorable.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I honestly have no idea but I kinda get the vibe that it might be a few decades old, i.e. from a time before marijuana laws started to become more relaxed.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s called colored tax. I have 15 going over 10 km tickets. They’re bulshit charges that are brought up when “they feel like it”.

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  • nomous@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro when you that haircut and your street name is The Gooch the cops are out to get you every time.

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• BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

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• geekworking@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wasn’t Gooch Gary Coleman’s bully on Different Strokes?

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish I had a better yearbook quote.

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• Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beats out Jonathan Gooch for sure

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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a mascot.

  both in title and the crown.

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