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Anon decides to live like the ancient Greeks

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s not really committing until he starts spending his summers at war against a neighboring Polis.

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    • smokinliver@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …together with his gay lover

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And possibly being paid by Persians

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Greekmaxing

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  • Deadeyegai@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But there is quite nothing like sunning your freshly shorn scrote.

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  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Incel propaganda

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How bout I take a propa ganda at them honkers

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      • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Disgusting.

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake: Annon took inspiration from the Greeks by being fit

    Gay: Annon took inspiration from the Greeks by being extremely gay

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  • pinkystew@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why is “interest from women” the last item? anon claims Greek lifestyle but ignores that the ancient Greeks normalized homosexual behavior? .

    It’s a funny meme but it reeks of ignorance and entitlement.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So you’re saying OP is ignorant and entitled because he didn’t choose to be gay?

      Normalization of homosexual behaviour doesn’t imply heterosexual behaviour was non-existent. Helen of Troy was known for her beauty, not her lack of cock.

      Also, the Greeks still exist today, so at least some of them were into women.

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Helen of Troy was known for her beauty, not her lack of cock.

        Rule34 is rapidly approaching your location

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So you’re saying OP is ignorant and entitled because he didn’t choose to be gay?

        I am.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because they were already enjoying the interest from men?

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      • Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Exactly. The OP did normalize it. There wasn’t a notable difference.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s because it’s fake and gay

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why cheap red wine?

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    • Taalen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If it’s the only thing you drink, price adds up fast.

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    • iheartneopets@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ancient wine was actually not very good

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It was potent though, had to water it down.

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      • hector@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Its spiciness sounds appealing though

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      OP forgot to take inflation into account.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cuck Carlson suns his tiny balls.

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      LOL GUYS HE BROUGHT UP POLITICS

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s insane that ball sunning is political but here we are.

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  • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I initially misread “garlic” as “garum” and immediately felt bad for the neighbors.

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    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      fermented fish sauce right?

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      • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That was banned from being made within the city walls from the smell.

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