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• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh hey, name cousin

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🚫🍌

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🍌

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  • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    now kiss

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d never kiss a banana wtf

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now go bowling

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• bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “yes, officer, right here. The one without the banana.”

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And my thought of the day that probably shouldn’t be shared is: someone should beat that person within an inch of their life with an orphan.

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• Hupf@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thats one way to make sure nobody else does

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  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I swear I can tell who grew up with a lot of siblings by how they eat.

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• Deadeyegai@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lock this monster up

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• itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You monster!

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay. Here’s an emoji of a pair of socks: 🧦

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🫕

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• uberfreeza@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I used to work with kids. Every now and then I’d eat a banana or hot dog sideways, from the inside-out. They were horrified.

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• gearheart@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Officer… Lock him up and throwaway the key.

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imma kill a few more and say you prolly understood their point about the sammich, so it’s aight.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      but why?

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• MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Harrumphflehgurmphhh

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