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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh hey, name cousin

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🚫🍌

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      • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        🍌

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    • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      now kiss

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d never kiss a banana wtf

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Now go bowling

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  • bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “yes, officer, right here. The one without the banana.”

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And my thought of the day that probably shouldn’t be shared is: someone should beat that person within an inch of their life with an orphan.

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  • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thats one way to make sure nobody else does

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    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I swear I can tell who grew up with a lot of siblings by how they eat.

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  • Deadeyegai@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lock this monster up

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  • itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You monster!

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay. Here’s an emoji of a pair of socks: 🧦

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🫕

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  • uberfreeza@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I used to work with kids. Every now and then I’d eat a banana or hot dog sideways, from the inside-out. They were horrified.

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  • gearheart@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Officer… Lock him up and throwaway the key.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imma kill a few more and say you prolly understood their point about the sammich, so it’s aight.

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      • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        but why?

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Harrumphflehgurmphhh

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