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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Won’t anybody think of the jobs in the orphan crushing industry?

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  !orphancrushing@lemmy.world

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If the organ crushing machine didn’t exist how would we know he was a good person?

  That’s why the organ crushing machine exists.

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• Flower@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a reason nationalistic symbols, flags, pledge of allegiance and that kind of thing are everywhere in america. It’s to stop people from questioning exactly that narrative.

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• RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s the school lunch issue.

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• unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reddit had an orphan crushing machine subreddit... Maybe something to revive here?

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It exists already

    !orphancrushing@lemmy.world

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• jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How else are you going to power the Torment Nexus?

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “That sounds like Commie talk! You a Commie?”

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