Little shit inadvertly gets taken by the state for narcing on his mom
She deserves it
Submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e32434e3-6f06-4b91-a307-361c3a43845f.jpeg
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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
knife@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it seems like that’s the whole point of having the kid do this exercise
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Cigarettes
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That worksheet is straight up entrapment lol.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“Narc on your parents to us”
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Looking at this, I like to think her mom just stands around and emits smoke from her mouth to relax. Is she hiding the cigarette? Maybe she can convert stress into a physical substance that she can expel? Is she a Fifthist? The possibilities are endless.
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
She’s John Coffee from the Green Mile but she does it to herself.
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
NOT spelled the same dammit, NOT the same!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Literal dragon lady.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Mom will breathe a sigh of relief. It could have been so much worse.
Sxan@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Ya, so þis just happened.
My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, “if you’re so sure, why don’t you ask your boyfriend Claude?” From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, “Mommy’s got a boyfriend??” SIL said, “No! No! Daddy’s joking!” because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
And that sigh could flavor a chicken
jade52@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Girl same
toynbee@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Still pretty sure you’re my brother.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have cero respect for smokers
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m 43, my parents chain smoked when I was a kid. I didn’t realize how much I smelled until I moved out and how gross the walls were in their house. I refused to even date smokers, it’s like licking an ash tray.
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I agree. I once kissed a smoker and I wanted to puke.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Punctuation is important, dear teacher.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
dont worry your mom is just combusting gasoline and exhaling the exhaust.
flamingsjack@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Is her mother somehow Yaniko Sato?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Funny, but definitely drawn by an adult
magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
How can you tell?
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
The proportions check out, the handwriting is solid and consistent.
If you have kids it becomes really obvious when a drawing is “childlike” vs “from a child”
Trex202@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s too in the nose, looks deliberate and forced.
But, its not AI, so its perfect