“From Russia with Lolita”
"Undercover Informant"
Submitted 1 month ago by Godric@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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sad_detective_man@leminal.space 1 month ago
Darkard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The man with the golden toilet
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Goldenbowl
ddplf@szmer.info 1 month ago
I remember 4chan being predominantly MAGA few years back, is this still the case?
Soulg@ani.social 1 month ago
I don’t think it’s predominantly anything, it’s just a bunch of people shit posting
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Them not doing anything to oust the Nazis allow the Nazis to gather there undeterred. There’s been a few documentaries where prominent members of the community talked about how horrifying it was watching the site make such a hard right wing lurch.
Like a lot of users weren’t aware of the jokes and took the shit seriously.
semperverus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
4chan has a pretty hard and fast rule of contrarianism, in large part because thats what keeps posts from falling off the front page.
They don’t use votes there, posts that get replies move to the front page and fall down until they hit 10th page and disappear if they don’t get any.
As a result, 4chan will go against whatever the largest voices in modern culture are saying, which for over a decade have been the left wing/liberal ideology. Before that, they were very left-leaning because we were in the Bush era where culture was very traditional/right leaning.
oyfrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
/pol/ was/is predominantly MAGA or outright NatSoc chuds. Nearly everywhere else was/is edgelord man children whose opinions are"holier than thou" and always happy to shit on you for the lulz.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I got a feeling there was a word for NatSoc… Maybe one that doesn’t try to hide what it’s about…
EldenLord@lemmy.world 1 month ago
/pol/ and /b/ and similar are still mostly far right trolls and losers. On boards like /news/ or the hobby boards it‘s mostly young liberals or autistic loners soending time on the internet. /x/ is just conspiracy crackheads like it‘s always been.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Just half?
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t know if MAGA specifically, but it’s always been far right so…
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 month ago
So deep undercover that nobody knew.
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not even him
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Incorrect, plenty of people knew he was an agent!
His handler, putin, knew. The KGB knew when they recruited him. Quite a lot of Russians knew about it…GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bro, I’m undercover at NASA. Deep deep undercover. I don’t even work there, that’s how deep under cover I am. I just watch the videos and, like, know what’s up, man. I drove by JPL once and I almost blew my cover!
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He’s like if a deranged shitpost became president.
Zier@fedia.io 1 month ago
"undercover"?
More like "under the covers" trying to force his two incher into unwilling victims.
Gross weirdo!sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Trump would be the kinda annoying asshole who beats Goldeneye on ‘Agent’ and then runs around saying he totally defeated and mastered the whole game, who then cries and screams when he tries to play through Dam on ‘00 Agent’ for the first time.
President bonespurs here ain’t ever even seen, even heard of 007 Mode.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m high and not wearing reading glasses and thought it said “Agent .007”, which seemed pretty accurate.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Men of his caliber are, indeed, rare.
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So lemme get this straight, his defense is that he’s claiming he’s some kind of secret agent?
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 month ago
007 killed civilians through collateral damage.
steeznson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They call me 007 at work too:
- 0 tickets finished
- 0 docs written
- 7 smoke breaks
steeznson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This joke brought to you by: dads
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Casino Fay-al
EugenKim@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Okay, so undercover informants, huh? Reminds me of old spy flicks, very cloak and dagger! Ever wonder how deep those infiltrators truly go? It’s a dangerous game, no doubt. Talk about walking a tightrope! The weight of deception must be crushing. It’s definitely not a Slope Game, but the stakes are as high. Once I had to pretend to like polka music to get close to a group planning a surprise party. It was agonizing!
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
pretend to like polka music
Begone, knave!
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
7 at the same time?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Try not to rape any kids on the way through the parking lot!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In a row!?
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Probably more than 7 though.
crusa187@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Came here to say this…it’s way more than 7.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Nah, it’s accurate. We’re talking about monthly recaps.
frog@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Oops sorry. It’s 007000.
Laser@feddit.org 1 month ago
Give him a rest, OK? It was a slow day
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe like 7 a day. If Donny can drink a 12 pack of Diet Coke for breakfast I can definitely see that.