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"Undercover Informant"

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably more than 7 though.

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    • crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Came here to say this…it’s way more than 7.

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      • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah, it’s accurate. We’re talking about monthly recaps.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oops sorry. It’s 007000.

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    • Laser@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Give him a rest, OK? It was a slow day

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    • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe like 7 a day. If Donny can drink a 12 pack of Diet Coke for breakfast I can definitely see that.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “From Russia with Lolita”

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  • Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The man with the golden toilet

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Goldenbowl

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember 4chan being predominantly MAGA few years back, is this still the case?

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    • Soulg@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think it’s predominantly anything, it’s just a bunch of people shit posting

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      • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Them not doing anything to oust the Nazis allow the Nazis to gather there undeterred. There’s been a few documentaries where prominent members of the community talked about how horrifying it was watching the site make such a hard right wing lurch.

        Like a lot of users weren’t aware of the jokes and took the shit seriously.

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    • semperverus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      4chan has a pretty hard and fast rule of contrarianism, in large part because thats what keeps posts from falling off the front page.

      They don’t use votes there, posts that get replies move to the front page and fall down until they hit 10th page and disappear if they don’t get any.

      As a result, 4chan will go against whatever the largest voices in modern culture are saying, which for over a decade have been the left wing/liberal ideology. Before that, they were very left-leaning because we were in the Bush era where culture was very traditional/right leaning.

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      • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So it’s basically a comtinuous flamewar?

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    • oyfrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      /pol/ was/is predominantly MAGA or outright NatSoc chuds. Nearly everywhere else was/is edgelord man children whose opinions are"holier than thou" and always happy to shit on you for the lulz.

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      • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I got a feeling there was a word for NatSoc… Maybe one that doesn’t try to hide what it’s about…

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    • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      /pol/ and /b/ and similar are still mostly far right trolls and losers. On boards like /news/ or the hobby boards it‘s mostly young liberals or autistic loners soending time on the internet. /x/ is just conspiracy crackheads like it‘s always been.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just half?

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t know if MAGA specifically, but it’s always been far right so…

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So deep undercover that nobody knew.

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    • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not even him

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Incorrect, plenty of people knew he was an agent!
      His handler, putin, knew. The KGB knew when they recruited him. Quite a lot of Russians knew about it…

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    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bro, I’m undercover at NASA. Deep deep undercover. I don’t even work there, that’s how deep under cover I am. I just watch the videos and, like, know what’s up, man. I drove by JPL once and I almost blew my cover!

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  • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s like if a deranged shitpost became president.

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    "undercover"?
    More like "under the covers" trying to force his two incher into unwilling victims.
    Gross weirdo!

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trump would be the kinda annoying asshole who beats Goldeneye on ‘Agent’ and then runs around saying he totally defeated and mastered the whole game, who then cries and screams when he tries to play through Dam on ‘00 Agent’ for the first time.

    President bonespurs here ain’t ever even seen, even heard of 007 Mode.

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  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m high and not wearing reading glasses and thought it said “Agent .007”, which seemed pretty accurate.

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Men of his caliber are, indeed, rare.

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  • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They call me 007 at work too:

    • 0 tickets finished
    • 0 docs written
    • 7 smoke breaks
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    • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This joke brought to you by: dads

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  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So lemme get this straight, his defense is that he’s claiming he’s some kind of secret agent?

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    007 killed civilians through collateral damage.

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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Casino Fay-al

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  • EugenKim@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay, so undercover informants, huh? Reminds me of old spy flicks, very cloak and dagger! Ever wonder how deep those infiltrators truly go? It’s a dangerous game, no doubt. Talk about walking a tightrope! The weight of deception must be crushing. It’s definitely not a Slope Game, but the stakes are as high. Once I had to pretend to like polka music to get close to a group planning a surprise party. It was agonizing!

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      pretend to like polka music

      Begone, knave!

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    7 at the same time?

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Try not to rape any kids on the way through the parking lot!

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In a row!?

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