oyfrog

@oyfrog@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  tar -xvzf Coffee.tar.gz americano

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ive bought two⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell me what it smells like in the comments!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.

  The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Raw?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peace someday, one way or the other.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not that I’m not a morning person, it’s that I hate the realization of having woken up again.