oyfrog
@oyfrog@lemmy.world
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 weeks ago:
I’ve always thought sky burials are pretty cool, but as a person living in North America who has no plans to move to Tibet or take up Buddhism, that’s completely impractical. Next best thing might be for my to be placed on a body farm.
- Comment on Thank you! 3 months ago:
tar -xvzf Coffee.tar.gz americano
- Comment on Ive bought two 5 months ago:
my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.
- Comment on Tell me what it smells like in the comments! 7 months ago:
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
- Comment on Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew 8 months ago:
Raw?
- Comment on Peace someday, one way or the other. 8 months ago:
It’s not that I’m not a morning person, it’s that I hate the realization of having woken up again.