Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
Tell me what it smells like in the comments!
Submitted 2 years ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
oyfrog@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 2 years ago
Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Exbando@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
MrVilliam@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They didn’t find any men
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
It’s a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
OsaErisXero@kbin.run 2 years ago
Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Incel Farts
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It smells like you da toilet.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 2 years ago
Corn flakes and dried pee
Ekybio@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
AZERTY@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Magic: The Gathering…
terminally online user detected
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Reminds me of this from back in the day
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Icy douchebag?
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Salt. Just a lot of salt.
Resol@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro’s flames
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Seems tasty
Resol@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that’s what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No, it’s a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I’ll upvote you.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Isn’t engagement literally the whole point of these platforms?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Engagement bad, no comments please
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Updoots to the left
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
Toes@ani.social 2 years ago
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ass
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
The musk of a small child’s room with an oaky menthol finish.
Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Virginity
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Bradford pear.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Everyone is a stupid noob except me
halvar@lemm.ee 2 years ago
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