Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
Tell me what it smells like in the comments!
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
oyfrog@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 1 year ago
Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Exbando@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
MrVilliam@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They didn’t find any men
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
It’s a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
OsaErisXero@kbin.run 1 year ago
Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Incel Farts
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It smells like you da toilet.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 year ago
Corn flakes and dried pee
Ekybio@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
AZERTY@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Magic: The Gathering…
terminally online user detected
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reminds me of this from back in the day
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Icy douchebag?
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Salt. Just a lot of salt.
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro’s flames
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Seems tasty
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that’s what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, it’s a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I’ll upvote you.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Isn’t engagement literally the whole point of these platforms?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Engagement bad, no comments please
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Updoots to the left
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What’s the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
Toes@ani.social 1 year ago
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ass
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
The musk of a small child’s room with an oaky menthol finish.
Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Virginity
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Bradford pear.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Everyone is a stupid noob except me
halvar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
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