Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
Tell me what it smells like in the comments!
Submitted 7 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 months ago
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
oyfrog@lemmy.world 7 months ago
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 7 months ago
Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Exbando@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
MrVilliam@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They didn’t find any men
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
It’s a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 7 months ago
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
OsaErisXero@kbin.run 7 months ago
Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Incel Farts
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
It smells like you da toilet.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 7 months ago
Corn flakes and dried pee
Ekybio@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
AZERTY@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Magic: The Gathering…
terminally online user detected
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Reminds me of this from back in the day
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Icy douchebag?
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Salt. Just a lot of salt.
Resol@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro’s flames
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Seems tasty
Resol@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that’s what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No, it’s a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I’ll upvote you.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Isn’t engagement literally the whole point of these platforms?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Engagement bad, no comments please
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Updoots to the left
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What’s the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
Toes@ani.social 7 months ago
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
ass
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
The musk of a small child’s room with an oaky menthol finish.
Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Virginity
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Bradford pear.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Everyone is a stupid noob except me
halvar@lemm.ee 7 months ago
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