Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
Tell me what it smells like in the comments!
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
oyfrog@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 10 months ago
Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Exbando@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
MrVilliam@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They didn’t find any men
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
It’s a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
OsaErisXero@kbin.run 10 months ago
Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Incel Farts
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It smells like you da toilet.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 10 months ago
Corn flakes and dried pee
Ekybio@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
ma1w4re@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
AZERTY@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Magic: The Gathering…
terminally online user detected
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Reminds me of this from back in the day
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Icy douchebag?
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Salt. Just a lot of salt.
Resol@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro’s flames
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Seems tasty
Resol@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that’s what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, it’s a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I’ll upvote you.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Isn’t engagement literally the whole point of these platforms?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Engagement bad, no comments please
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Updoots to the left
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What’s the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
Toes@ani.social 10 months ago
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ass
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
The musk of a small child’s room with an oaky menthol finish.
Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Virginity
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Bradford pear.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Everyone is a stupid noob except me
halvar@lemm.ee 10 months ago
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