Can we just put them in charge?

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• Krafting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They are way too smart to wanna be in charge

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So long, and thanks for all the nugs.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Now I have the song stuck in my head 😄

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not smart enough to stay away from ultra processed foods. That shit’ll kill ya.

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    • Krafting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Way too smart to give a damn about dying though 🎉

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• Jobe@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A Feast for Crows - George RR Martin (2005)

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    God, it really came out 20 years ago?? Excuse me while I whither away into dust.

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• cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Crows 2028! Let’s gooooooo

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  isn’t this basically cannibalism?

  or are chickens far enough from crows like us and cows?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not even close to cannibalism. And yes, it would be much more like humans and cows because ‘bird’ is as broad a category as ‘mammal.’ Some predatory birds only eat other birds.

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    • oyfrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A crow eating chicken and a human eating beef are actually really good parallels. Crows and chicken are 91 million years diverged while cows and humans 94 million years diverged.

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      evolution is so stupid sometimes. did you know whales’ ancestors were not only land animals but also looked like funky deers? fur and all included & they share that ancestor with hippos

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      makes sense, thanks for the information!

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m having flashback to that jackdaw guy on reddit.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=JG0MxhkQ67w

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If there are chicken nuggets, are there crow nuggets?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not if you want to keep your eyes.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Corvids aren’t against eating other birds and chickens aren’t against eating other chickens. Overall I consider it morally neutral from the crow perspective.

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• MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe they already are?

  …just sayin

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