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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I see you prefer pilot to co-pilot.

  I’ve always been a fan of pilot to bombadier:

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First to poop opens a trapdoor under the other guy

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    • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Squid Game: Slumdog Millionaire Edition

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    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      dunk tank

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    B4

    You sunk my battleship

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    • philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please turn me on,

      I’m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip?

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For you and the homie to hold hands while dropping dual diabolical duces.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is simply synchronized shitting.

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.

  Rules are as follows:

  • Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.

  • The first one to shit wins.

  • If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.

  It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.

  This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.

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  • mcqtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.

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  • earphone843@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At my fraternity, we had a different battleshits. Someone at some point installed battleship into the stalls.

    (we were the weird small fraternity that just played D2 Lan parties and smoked hookah)

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• oyfrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you both shit hard enough together at the same time and wonder to yourselves “was that splashback mine…?”

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• abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Come out man!” “I can’t! I’m playin Shit!” “But you can play Shit OUTSIDE!” “SAY WHAAAAAT??”

  DUAL PortaPotty. It’s like a Shit, you can play outside.

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  • Asetru@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What episode of interdimensional cable was that again?

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    • abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not sure if you’re joking but that was a real ad campaign for the PSP that was just. Perfect lol

      youtu.be/s8cG3AZjaD8?si=vLhDMNWN6vY5K9S6

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You’ll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Classic shitpost.

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Haha they had one of these at the last camp job I worked at. The boys couldn’t figure it out. Like why?

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Extraordinarily cursed

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Battleshits

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it co-op or PvP?

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