Has JD Vance ever tried a tree?

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Far too large.

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You mean a pre-couch¿

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture

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    • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No, no! Just prefers trans-formed trees…

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  • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    lookhowtheymassacredmyboy.gif

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• whatsgoingdom@rollenspiel.forum ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t give him ideas, nature is suffering enough as is.

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• Retreaux@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not just the truth, but The Whole Truth

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The Hole Truth

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• Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

  Of course that’s a thing…

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Trussy is hard though

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hasn’t the Lorax been abused enough? He’s seen more than he should.

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Probably

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• Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  TekKnight, is that you?

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• GroundedGator@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t think of him as a dendrophile.

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you seen Poison Ivy?

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    • GroundedGator@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, but when I saw her I thought “yeah I’d have fun with her” not “my god look at that tall rough barked tree over there, wonder if there are any good holes”

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  • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Arbophelia

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia)

    Why did I open up this rabbit tree hole?

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• loomy@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  no, but had a pope a couple weeks ago

  not sexually ; murderously.

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• youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No, but I’m about to!

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I caught 3 squirrels in the process, and got a free circumcision!

    Good luck 🤞

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shady Vance’s not whole.

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If the tree is still alive then no…

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  • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Let see him try to do that to a dynamite tree, aka the soapbox tree

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