That’s cum your girlfriends a whore
High fashion
Submitted 13 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Gonzako@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Ouch my ego. I thought girls enjoyed doing sex stuff.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Depends on the person. I’ve had partners that love getting hoses down like that, and others who would rather take it in the mouth than ever have it touch their skin.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
There’s sex stuff, and then there’s the sticky, fragrant, bitter, salty, hard to wash off remains of sex stuff.
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It looks kinda nice. I mean, if it didn’t immediately make you think of squirting semen on someone’s chest.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Make them red and it would look pretty rad
hOrni@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
That would be for the goth crowd. Or emos, but I don’t think they’re still around.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
Agreed, without the context this would kick ass. This is why we can’t have nice things.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
“We need to be saving money, not buying dogs and members of the Grateful Dead!”
“Hey, man, you told us how you got Mary Jane a pearl necklace.”
“…You entirely missed the point of that story.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I have missed this somehow and I have a small musical project that’s grateful dead music on instruments and in styles that are completely inappropriate for grateful dead music. Like dixieland jazz.
blarghly@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
/c/theyknew
fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It would have worked if it was blood red.
pammyfromthesticks@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
It kinda looks cummy it not just the shape…
sundray@lemmus.org 12 hours ago
Stolen valor 😑
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
You just can’t make this shit up 🤣🤣
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 10 hours ago
Design by Mia Khalifa jewelry?
Etterra@discuss.online 8 hours ago
When AI gets confused by sex terms.
Velypso@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
AI bullshit.
Completely fake.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I’m gonna be rich
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Reminds me of the Liz Truss Day Collar
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
The fucking what now?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Sounds like he had a wank on a head of lettuce
Odo@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Don’t forget your earrings:
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diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Please tell me that’s a cinnamon bun and just missed spunk