Hold my beer...

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, but if you’re gonna put your peepee in a beer, don’t put it in a beer can. Randy is still bleeding since last week’s unscheduled circumcision…

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  • cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like randy wasn’t careful removing the small cylinder

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    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      As a wise man once said, “the cylinder must remain intact”

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He didn’t have good luck with the glass bottle dare either…

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  • Zozano@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In this case, ‘just the tip’ is a blessing

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• thorhop@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  DO swear at me.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    • Velypso@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I fart in your general direction

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heckin peepee

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  • blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You flipping turnip!

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You frickin frick

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why do you have to go straight to the bad words?

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    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      gasp “A big poop!”

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fuck yeah!

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ploppers!

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• thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am unclear on what the peepee is going in. Is it the beer? Is the group about weird objects to put a peepee in?

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  • danciestlobster@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The poster here clearly thought it was a group for putting peepee in everything while someone holds beer, but it’s actually a group only for putting peepee in beer while someone else holds it, and they are disappointed by the narrow scope.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes to all. If there’s a hole, there’s a goal…

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  • fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The second one. The “hold my beer” is an expression used to describe a situation where you would be drinking, and you would be asking someone to hold your drink so you can do something.

    It can technically be the first one but… That would be a wordplay on the usually meaning of the format.

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• texture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i love how they capitalized the DO NOT. i bet theyre really fucking fun at parties.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There was another screenshot of this without the censored avatars, and Gilda looked like an old lady. About as much fun as you’d imagine.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I thought it was about fun toilets!”

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You mean like…a bidet?

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  how do they read that and are like “hmm yes this doesn’t sound like a group who cusses and sells drugs and shares dick picks”

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