stiffyGlitch
@stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon likes Dragon Ball 11 hours ago:
tbh she’s pretty sexy
- Comment on Anon likes Dragon Ball 11 hours ago:
I love rule 34
especially on ao3
- Comment on Anon reaches their breaking point 12 hours ago:
that looks like paint
- Comment on Anon meets the headmaster 13 hours ago:
if you want more funny Dumbledore, watch chanwills0!!!
Dumbledore: hey guys i gotta tell yall that the forbidden forest is like out of bounds because apparently it having the name the FORBIDDEN forest isn’t enough for yall dumbasses. except if youre being a bad bitch and we have to discipline yall caus apperently fudge dont care if one of you die and its not in the ministry guidlines to not harm you but I cant let filch whip you or hang you from the ankles on the celing for some reason idk. ok bedtime chop chop
also Dumbledore: oh so potter malfoy and weasley were misbehaving were they oh ok lets just send them into the forbidden forest where theres drug dealers and rapist centaurs and handjob spiders unsupervised and unarmed. have fun out there. ok bedtime chop chop
- Comment on Anon meets the headmaster 13 hours ago:
sameeeeeee it was awesome very artfully written
- Comment on Anon hangs out with a coworker 13 hours ago:
eh, he prolly bought the second lawn chair after he jerked off so hard he broke the first one.
wait he kept the broken one
- Comment on Anon hangs out with a coworker 13 hours ago:
n_n
- Comment on Anon looks back 13 hours ago:
Well it matters what the girls age was also
- Comment on We need to get to the bottom of this 14 hours ago:
oooh cool
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- Comment on Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever 16 hours ago:
XD
- Comment on Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever 16 hours ago:
idk
- Comment on Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever 1 day ago:
YAY
- Comment on Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever 1 day ago:
Actually, they are omnivores, and therefore eat all things that they can. Even smaller crabs! It’s the king cobra in the crab world.
- Comment on Anybody Think That The Coconut Crab Is The Cutest Fucking Crab Ever 1 day ago:
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ITS SO CUTE OHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCEOHMYSCIENCE
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- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 1 day ago:
hehe
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 1 week ago:
also why is the “innit” there like what that’s not how that word is used
- Comment on Everybody: If There Was a Meme Museum, What Meme(s) Would You Put In It? (down below) 1 week ago:
ok
- Comment on aspirations 1 week ago:
The only thing I know about gooning is everything I’ve learned here, on this post. But it sounds like a thing that would be possible in sex.
- Comment on Anon creates a religion 1 week ago:
I’d join
- Comment on Anon gets lucky 1 week ago:
at least he has a nice cock
- Comment on He's not sure but he thinks he knows what she is shopping for 1 week ago:
Not the back of Spencer’s!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
please just be the United farm workers of america
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 1 week ago:
premium shitposting
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 1 week ago:
never knew that
new slang unlocked
- Comment on He must be a great guy 1 week ago:
nah bro I didnt
- Comment on Spong Berb Adventures #4 1 week ago:
this is quality shirposting
- Comment on humour 1 week ago:
- Comment on Everybody: If There Was a Meme Museum, What Meme(s) Would You Put In It? (down below) 1 week ago:
thx