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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨violet08@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The goon shit posts are such a duality of horning me up and annoying me.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      :3

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I dont know If I can endorse this incentive structure

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “sounds like you’re just feeding shelter cats to the coyotes”

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    • jafra@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Definitely, she must really crave ragebait.

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    • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah sounds like it just encourages the ragebait

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Youre like the female version of Mickey7 and I dont know how I feel about it.

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    • polotype@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Once again, the man came first

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      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Fucking ha!!

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        1000003119

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    • dismay3915@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah sure, “female”

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    oh this reminds me of something really funny I did in vrchat yesterday. I complimented my friend (who’s kinda insecure) and he said “damn how about you suck my dick first” jokingly but the thing is I have face tracking, so I stuck my tongue out and opened my mouth at him hahahahaha

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    • Francois@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think that’s a black miror episode ;)

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      • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        teehee :3

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t this be under a NSFW tag? Just got very annoyed and horny in public

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    • forwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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    • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      isn’t that part of the fun tho

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  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That sounds wrong. To mute the guy would need to be kissed.         

    I feel like OPs method just makes the bullshit louder and less coherent           

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Have you A/B tested this before?

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      • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        my bf did

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ok. I guess I can’t use Lemmy in public again. Either that or block you.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I wish there was a filter for post created by accounts less than 4 months old.

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      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I wish there was a filter for shit that annoys me. Awkward horny posts with suggestive images make life awkward for people trying to kill time in public.

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  • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    lot of puritans in this thread

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    if she really felt ragebaited she would have spanked him first.

    she just wanted to crank him up, not shut him up.

    typical brat behavior.

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