Posting without context. Will not be taking questions. Bye.

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• GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I guess we’ve found the person with the Mitch McConnell kink.

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because they’re a sexy beast!

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  • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mogged by a tortious, again.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In awe of that jawline!

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• youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish I saw this sign before I fucked a tortoise and it burnt my penis. :(

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Happens to us all bro. Live and learn.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But is it single? And in my area?? HELLO???

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• nailingjello@piefed.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks for posting, I have a question……hello?

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks for commenting, I have an answer…hi

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks for answering! I have a declarative statement… Howdy!

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• NullPointerException@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The problem with hot tortoises is that you may hurt your back.

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  why

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why explain? Its clearly described right there on the sign…

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