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• lengau@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If your life is hard for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.

  Lol jk that’s too expensive.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s also short.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    bulging, pulsing, aching…

    what were we talking about again?

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    • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Naked mole-rat

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  • loaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And sometimes, it comes at you fast.

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• MashedHobbits@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And if it’s always down, you can get pills to fix it.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And sometimes it gets cut short.

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• Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Will the doctor help me if it’s hard for longer than 4 hours? 🥺

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.

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  • khanh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling.

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• Rollade@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Isn’t there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)

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  • baremetaldev@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You might be thinking of one of the Brazilian Wandering Spiders en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria_nigriventer Was featured in the second part of this brilliant documentary archive.org/details/deep_jungle Presenter runs into one while searching for a spider that had reportedly made off with a chicken (not the same spider).

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    • Rollade@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s is probably what I thought about, pretty easy to get things mixed with my surface level documenty knowledge. Just remembered that there was a creature that gives you a boner and you may die if it’s untreated.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I always just assumed it was hard for the rest of your penis’ life, and after a certain point without adequate blood flow…

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The rest of my penis’ life IS the rest of my life, one way or the other.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just gonna drop this here.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Call nobody if the hard-on lasts for more than several decades.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s hard every morning though

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And if it’s hard for far longer than it should be, that’s an indication that something is wrong.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  www.nhs.uk/symptoms/priapism-painful-erections/

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh it seems that the great minds of Lemmy think alike

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  2026 begs to differ.

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• gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  For once, the truth has been told on the internet.

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• jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But it’s hard if it’s up and not hard if it’s down?

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s been up and f everything in sight for a year

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