what a morning to have eyes
Health yeating
Submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemdro.id to memes@sopuli.xyz
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baines@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
😵
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s our fault for being sighted, really
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
That’s your body healing, just continue doing it
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Its the toxins coming out of you.
inari@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Classic carnivore advice
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?
prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.
justaman123@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Smdh these kids and there raw bug milk. Pasteurization was good enough for me, it outghta be good enough for everyone
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But then you’ll destroy all the vitamins!
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
If you use a vitamix you can use the speed of the blades to cook it.
They didn’t.
iocase@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to rip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
Not necessarily.
notabot@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
WT…and I cannot emphasise this enough…F??
There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.
That, at least, is something of a relief.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
What the…how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People…
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
He came in his own spine?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.
iocase@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Please delete that. I want this to happen.
Janx@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
These people vote.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
who knows, mabye they’re too busy with having diarrhea.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Can we just turn the internet off now?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
So you know the thing where people type “lol” but they don’t give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?
Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
<3
JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
A horrible day to have eyes
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t have been so bad if we were illiterate.
Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
So this would have no effect on Donald Trump 😄
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
What a horrible day to be able to read.
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This was beautiful.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
If it’s good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
Slimy, yet satisfying
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice
I will say I’m intrigued by this dietary idea but I’ll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.
Wouldn’t it then logically follow that it’s more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?
Now I can already hear the sceptics “but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren’t those dead?”.
Fair point, let’s ask the larvae.
Sceptics, …heh makes me wonder,…sceptic tics? Anyone?
scytale@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Healthy eating? More like health yeating.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Big milk has all the essential nutrients you need to grow a strong carapace
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Gotta be picky about your bugs and not use any of the poisonous ones.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I only eat the green ones. It’d quite the hassle to sort them but I just really don’t like the red and blue ones.
webp@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Health yeeting
Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
That’s how I first read it
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is sound medical advice if your colera is high, but too little colera and you’ll end up melancholic.
Everything in proportion and moderation in all things.
lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism
Due to access, there’s a fairly popular movement around alternate medical treatment and kind of old folk remedies.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
While i’m technically not vegan, I don’t eat meat. How do y’all vegans feel about this?
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Bugs are animals, so vegans are against eating bugs. Also, there’s oat milk, soy milk, cashew milk, rice milk, and many, many other plant milks available if you don’t want animal milk.
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m mostly vegetarian but I’ve eaten bigs a few times. Supposedly would be quite good for the environment if we would eat them more.
Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
But according to OOP, bug consumption makes people & turtles sick.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I’m pretty much living off of plant based meat and cheese. I do eat regular cheese though and eggs.
epicthundercat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Have we reached this level in our dystopia already?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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Loce@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know how, but somehow I can imagine the taste.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, we’ve all accidentally eaten a bug before.
nanook@friendica.eskimo.com 2 weeks ago
ivan@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain’t big milk, it’s bug juice.
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
mmmm beetlejuice
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.
Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it’s cold soup.
it’s cold bug soup
JillyB@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
Bug Gazpacho
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it’s more of a stew
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
But when nuts do it then it’s milk. The double standards of milk smh
Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
It’s a bug smoothie. It would be juice if they separated the pulp and squeezed it to remove all the liquid
nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That definition is not accurate in all parts of the world.
I was shocked upon arrival in Colombia when they asked if I wanted my juice in water or in milk. Here, they throw the whole fruit in the blender and dilute the pulp with water or milk to make the right consistency of beverage.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Beetlejuicing.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Beetlejuicing.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Bug juice!
A true life adventure!
Bug Juice!
Real kids, making friends, at summer camp.
I didn’t even watch the show but this comment unlocked this memory.