Health yeating

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• ivan@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain’t big milk, it’s bug juice.

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  • Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it’s cold soup.

    it’s cold bug soup

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    • JillyB@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bug Gazpacho

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it’s more of a stew

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  • renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    mmmm beetlejuice

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    • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a bug smoothie. It would be juice if they separated the pulp and squeezed it to remove all the liquid

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  • JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But when nuts do it then it’s milk. The double standards of milk smh

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    • Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.

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  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bug juice!

    A true life adventure!

    Bug Juice!

    Real kids, making friends, at summer camp.

    I didn’t even watch the show but this comment unlocked this memory.

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• JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  A horrible day to have eyes

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t have been so bad if we were illiterate.

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a horrible day to be able to read.

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These people vote.

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    who knows, mabye they’re too busy with having diarrhea.

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• Th4tGuyII@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?

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  • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.

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• baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  what a morning to have eyes

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    😵

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s your body healing, just continue doing it

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Its the toxins coming out of you.

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  • inari@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Classic carnivore advice

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• iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to rip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.

  /s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious

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  • testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    /s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious

    Not necessarily.

    The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      What the…how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People…

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks, RFK

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    • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.

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    • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Healthy eating? More like health yeating.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gotta be picky about your bugs and not use any of the poisonous ones.

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