Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan
What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?
I’m always left out.
Teenis
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Saying Tallywhacker will always make me smile
Monument@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
When not referred to by its proper name, His Majesty is known as the womb hammer or the flesh dagger.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
M’Lord
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Member
BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Awkward sex ed teacher
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Bonus awkward points if they’re still wearing their Members Only jacket and still think that is very cool.
Hupf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Carrot@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Smut book author
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Read?! There’s words to read?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
🥇
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
##Verse 1
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Do I still wear socks to bed if I spell it correctly?
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
wiener is the correct spelling, it comes from the German Wiener meaning Viennese, i.e. from Vienna, indicating a specific type of sausage originating in that city
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Hard disagree. That spelling sounds more like whiner. It’s weiner, after the surname Weiner, which is indeed German, and that whole family is a bunch of dicks.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
You wear two pairs don’t you
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Spell what correctly… ?
uselessartifact@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
it
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Where’s pecker? Or pizzle?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
You’re at least 65 years old
DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Or member.
melfie@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I first heard pizzle in Kingdom Come Deliverance: “Are you pulling my pizzle?”
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
That’s where I heard it 😂
Stop yanking me pizzle!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I was maybe 32 the first time I mentioned something on this topic to my spouses dad. I used the term phallus, granted I believe we had been smoking weed around a fire and I ended up having to say it 3 times before explaining it meant penis/dick or what not. To which was hilarious because he immediately was like “yeah I have been thinking that looks like a dick”.
Think that was the first time I’d ever smoked weed with a spouses parent before, but that’s what he would do, so even though I don’t usually smoke, I figured why not.
Holidays at her dad’s place were so much different than I was used to growing up.
toofpic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It sounds much better than "he’s a guy who forces me to drink whiskey, so seeing he is into “clilling” gives me hope that you have relaxed relationships with him. Who needs drama?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Is clilling different than chilling or was that a typo? I’ve seen so many terms the last 24 hours that I’m unsure what they are. Copjacketing, sockjacketing, sealioning, I think I might be at that age where I just don’t interact with a lot of younger people now that I’m just having a hard time telling what is a commonly used term that I just hadn’t encountered, or a niche terminology that if I used it I’d probably anger someone, haha
uid0gid0@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wand = double nerd alert. I put on my robe and wizard hat…
Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ll put on a witch’s hat and then we can have a duel.
Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
I like how “British” is part of the derogatory portion of the list
Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can accept being British but at least I’m not French.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s definitely “nob”, they’re “not a bloody door, mate”
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
yall are missing out on not having cold feet when sleeping, I’m just saying
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t cage my tootsies when not necessary
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
there’s very comfy kinds of socks, you just gotta find them
lunar17@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it… Tim.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tra la la?
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Blasting Rod = Dresden Fan
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Phallic focus makes the magic flow better, as we all know
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
How about Tralala?
toofpic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ohh
My ding ding dong!
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Me over here using “parts” because I hate all words for genetalia 🥲
brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I like “bits”
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, you mean the ol’grizzlestick?
lobo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
mister boopsy fucking killed me
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
… And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
trslim@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
peentis is what me and my hubby call ours
Wren@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Hooked up with a guy who called his “Justice” and honestly deserved the title.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
What about…
Tripod
Ole’ Faithful
Emergency Coat Hanger
Meatrod
Dingus
… ?
WandowsVista@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
jorkin depeanus
brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Pingas!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
What about “Mr. Weinenschnitzel”?
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I call mine Shrek. It’s kinda green and disgusting.
OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Well I agree that CRANKING MY MISTER BOOPSY has a certain ring to it
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as ‘the girls’ and dicks as ‘the little gentlemen’.
ceenote@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If he calls it a knob, he’s not jhd British, he’s Bri’ish.
Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or Juicy J
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No he’s a noob nob ‘cause it’s “nob” not “knob”
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
(British)^2