If he calls it a knob, he’s not jhd British, he’s Bri’ish.
Teenis
Submitted 1 day ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ceenote@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
No he’s a noob nob ‘cause it’s “nob” not “knob”
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
(British)^2
Monument@piefed.world 1 day ago
When not referred to by its proper name, His Majesty is known as the womb hammer or the flesh dagger.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
M’Lord
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Member
BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Awkward sex ed teacher
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Bonus awkward points if they’re still wearing their Members Only jacket and still think that is very cool.
Carrot@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
Smut book author
Hupf@feddit.org 1 day ago
tullpen@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
a post about male genitals and the top comments all in capitals. why am I not suprised?
yakko@feddit.uk 3 hours ago
arooo
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan
What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?
I’m always left out.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Saying Tallywhacker will always make me smile
lobo@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
mister boopsy fucking killed me
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
… And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
##Verse 1
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Akasazh@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
victorz@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I just call it “my eight inches”
Here’s hoping someone done seen that video of the courtroom.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I would strongly prefer if you specifically never interacted with any of my posts.
victorz@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Sorry, I really am not able to assist with that. I would strongly suggest you don’t waste your energy with this request. 🙂
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Where’s pecker? Or pizzle?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 23 hours ago
You’re at least 65 years old
DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 21 hours ago
Or member.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as ‘the girls’ and dicks as ‘the little gentlemen’.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
May I come in, ma’am?
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’ve heard the former a million times but I’ve never heard the latter.
uid0gid0@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Wand = double nerd alert. I put on my robe and wizard hat…
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
“Gochu” meaning “hot pepper” in Korean.
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
All you want is a dinkle
What you envy’s a schwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
To play with or simply let hangSv443@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
yall are missing out on not having cold feet when sleeping, I’m just saying
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t cage my tootsies when not necessary
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
there’s very comfy kinds of socks, you just gotta find them
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 15 hours ago
Laphog, schlong, rod, pecker, snake, package, unit, johnson, richard, purple helmet warrior, willy, one eyed trouser snake, sinstick, prick, dink, pickle, sausage, lower horn
FUsername@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Remember those fellas?
FUsername@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Pimmel, Latte, Knüppel, Dödel, Nacktmull, Schniepel, Penis, Glied, Gerät, Sackkanone, Beglücker, Bestrafer, Prügel, Prengel, (Brat-)Wurst, Riemen
Two things, roughly related:
- I couldn’t properly name as many colors properly.
- In my youth, a discounter sold tissues branded ‘Solo Talent’. Still love the humor.
WandowsVista@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
jorkin depeanus
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Do I still wear socks to bed if I spell it correctly?
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
wiener is the correct spelling, it comes from the German Wiener meaning Viennese, i.e. from Vienna, indicating a specific type of sausage originating in that city
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Hard disagree. That spelling sounds more like whiner. It’s weiner, after the surname Weiner, which is indeed German, and that whole family is a bunch of dicks.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
You wear two pairs don’t you
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes
Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 1 day ago
I like how “British” is part of the derogatory portion of the list
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
It’s definitely “nob”, they’re “not a bloody door, mate”
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
There is a side group for hog that doesn’t always include magats. Bilmuri fans.
trslim@pawb.social 1 day ago
peentis is what me and my hubby call ours
Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
ours
I like that ownership’s shared.
trslim@pawb.social 23 hours ago
i meant more so that we both have a peentis but i like your interpretation better.
FUsername@feddit.org 13 hours ago
But is also the responsibility?
lunar17@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it… Tim.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 21 hours ago
John Thomas
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Gay 90s kid.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Pingas!
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Schlong
jeniferariza@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
the d train = call the cops took me out 💀
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tra la la?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
yakko@feddit.uk 3 hours ago
🥇