really like voting

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I like mail in ballots because I can vote with no pants on without catching shade from old men

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have nowhere else to put this but I did my mail in ballot and put it in the post office box on the 15th instead of the county collection bin thing and I am never making that mistake again because my ballot didn’t get received until the 2nd and I was really worried.

    And of course nobody told me about trump crippling the usps for vote suppression until after I did that :(

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dang that sucks. I mailed mine on the 20th and it was received on the 23rd.

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  • SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You vote in the men’s locker room at the gym?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No, my ballot box doesn’t have wank curtains, just “privacy” plastic. Wank curtains are a good idea, I’ll get right on adding them.

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• Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just the genital check Republicans demanded.

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• general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  he just wants to vote with post nut clarity

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mid-nut clarity

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• VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Old geezer is intrigued

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Oh my god, we can do that? Why didn’t anyone tell me?”

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• miked@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I voted only wearing underwear, at home, filling out the ballot.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Feels like I’m voting for nothing at all…

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    • miked@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Did you take your pants off?

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