GalacticSushi
@GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Some have greatness thrust upon them 9 hours ago:
Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
- Comment on Bang! 3 days ago:
“You’re right, killing you would mean In just as much of a monster as you! Too bad I didn’t realize that before indiscriminately slaughtering dozens of your disposable henchmen on my way here.”
- Comment on The book I borrowed and was reading became unavailable in the US *while I was reading it* 1 week ago:
I’m not advocating for piracy
I am. Don’t put up with bullshit like this, just pirate the damn thing.
- Comment on Time keeps marching forward 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Happy labor day to real workers 3 weeks ago:
only paying when actual work is being done.
Zero dollars it is then
- Comment on Don't Worry About Retirement, Millennials 4 weeks ago:
There’s one more reason to start HRT as soon as possible.
- Comment on Don't Worry About Retirement, Millennials 4 weeks ago:
As I go right merrily along
- Comment on What exactly is the security of direct messages on lemmy? Does anyone actually use matrix? 4 weeks ago:
Matrix isn’t even software
- Comment on What exactly is the security of direct messages on lemmy? Does anyone actually use matrix? 4 weeks ago:
The instance owners, probably any admins, anyone else who has been granted access to the server, anyone who has acquired access through other means.
- Comment on Good stuff 5 weeks ago:
An estimated 460,000 children go missing in the US every year. Flock cameras have not helped to solve this problem one iota.
Flock cameras are being used to stalk ex-girlfriends, surveil recreational pot users, harass women who get abortions, and creep on children.
They were never meant to solve crimes.
- Comment on Skill Issue 😓 1 month ago:
It really bugs me that they spell good luck as a single word.
- Comment on Skill Issue 😓 1 month ago:
I don’t think not volunteering to come in on your day off when your boss hasn’t even asked you to do so yet indicates a “lack of empathy.”
- Comment on 📡📡📡 1 month ago:
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 1 month ago:
I used to sit because it avoided any splash and is supposedly better for you.
But if we’re both being honest, we were always sitting for eggy reasons.
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 1 month ago:
“Spayk Anglush”
Anglush?! This here’s ‘Murica! We talk ‘Murican ’round these parts!
- Comment on Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, kiddo 1 month ago:
Still better than what I get
- Comment on Hospitals See ‘No Notable Improvement’ After Using Palantir Tool 1 month ago:
Yes but Palantir now has a bunch of patient data. Think how happy the shareholders will be!
- Comment on Gamer Logic 😡 2 months ago:
He also for some reason thinks that Xenia is a biblical addition to the film by the director. Not sure how he ended up with that conclusion.
Dear liberals,
You claim that you’re not sure how he ended up with that conclusion, yet you’re fully aware of what a media illiterate moron he is.
Curious.
- Comment on Plot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom 2 months ago:
Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract.
- Comment on Peak Fiction 🐐 2 months ago:
Look I get that they’re actual monsters, but I really don’t think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.
- Comment on Anon notices a problem 2 months ago:
4chan is the armpit of the internet, you can’t really go to a community that reposts from there and expect to find anything other than the lowest quality communication.
- Comment on On Copilot, the logo for Analyst looks like anal beads. 2 months ago:
The answer is that they all spew a bunch of bullshit
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 2 months ago:
*Psilocybe Cubensis*: Behold, I contain compounds that greatly impair a brain’s thought patterns and perception of its surroundings. This will deter then from consuming my fruiting bodies, allowing them to reach full maturity and drop their spores.
*Humans*: Yoooo there’s that mushroom that makes you see God when you eat it!
- Comment on It's not just a comic, it's a meme 2 months ago:
You’re absolutely right! You said you wanted some attention given to your clitoris but I didn’t know how to find it! Instead of asking for clarification, I just started confidently making shit up, that’s on me.
- Comment on It’s just apophenia 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Have you eat a purple potato? 2 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on If I went to a mechanic for my car and told them I had a problem with the aft starboard tire would they think I'm a dork? 2 months ago:
Is your car an amphibious vehicle?
- Comment on What's a weird or baffling social event you experienced? 3 months ago:
Back in college I bought weed from a townie. Starting January 1st anytime you bought from him he would include a raffle ticket in your bag of weed. On 4/20 he threw a big 420 party in a public park which was my dealer and all his other customers, which was a lot of other townies and a handful of smaller dealers that source from him. He had a bunch of games and stuff organized and everyone was smoking weed just out in public (this was well before weed was legalized in most places).
This one guy who I think was a dealer introduced himself as “Uncle Eddie,” which sounds like the name of your weird relative that nobody lets near the kids at Thanksgiving, but I digress. He hand the words “PUNK” and “ROCK” tattooed on the knuckles of each of his hands. Randomly throughout the conversation he’d tell you to pound it and offer a fist. After awhile I figured out that if he liked or respected something you said, he’d let you pound the “ROCK” fist, if he didn’t like it he’d have you pound the “PUNK” fist. I did not feel comfortable at any point during our conversation.
Anyway, the last event was the raffle and me and my roommates won the prize of a quarter pound of weed. I distinctly remember my dealer handing it to me and saying “congratulations now you’re a felon, man.” It was there dirtiest, reggiest, seed-filled bag of weed I’d ever seen in my life. If I had to guess it was probably about 50% seeds by weight. We tried to smoke some when we got home but it was so awful. It made some pretty decent brownies though.
- Comment on How do you explain protocol to a 5 year old ? 3 months ago:
Basic manners and politeness is a loose protocol of sorts. The following is a basic exchange between two people using please to request something, a response, followed by thank you and you’re welcome to wrap up the exchange.
Can I please have X?
Yes you may.
Thank you!
You’re welcome!
- Comment on Do you think that these CBS employees should unionize and go on strike? 3 months ago:
Not if we’re talking about cops.
