Comment on Some have greatness thrust upon them

GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  *sees your tight twink ass enter my shop

  “Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory.”

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You expected powerful lower muscles, but little did you expect the chosen one to be the great swallower

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can actually do that.

  “But why are you telling me?”

  Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.

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• Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.

  Waow…would :3
  Those things are expensive tho 😭

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Of course kolanaki and miisha are answering the call 🤦 grabs the hotny jail bonker

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