*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
“Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory.”
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GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
“Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory.”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 minutes ago
I can actually do that.
“But why are you telling me?”
Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.