Perfect pairing to “breasted boobily”
Peak Fiction 🐐
Submitted 2 months ago by diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 months ago
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
His vampirisim restricting his self control gave an aura of a man struggling to contain his own power, and she was what pushed him over the edge and to lose control of himself. If anyone else had done what he did they’d be a creepy predator, but when he did it he was the sexiest, sweetest creature to ever lay his hands upon her.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
He mysterioused mysteriously as he rolled up his sleeves revealing his strong forearms. His proud manhood stood at attention like a soldier returning from the great war, traumatized by months of unending death and torment the veins pulsating through his member quivered like a soldier experiencing a flashback.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🤢
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Idk what this is, but I’m staking them both.
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
ayn rand?
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You had me at “Vampires billionairly”
inari@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Stop, I can only get so wet
yakko@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy? Let them have this!
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Look I get that they’re actual monsters, but I really don’t think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But what if they were evil billionaires for everyone else, but financially generous with you specifically? What if you made them lose millions just with your presence, what if they couldn’t control themselves around you? You mention liking Green Day, and the next day your billionaire has hastily reinvested everything in solar energy for you. You’re the only one who can influence him, he NEEDS you. He’s disgusting but your love can tame him.
KittyCat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What greater monster is there but the one who actually exists?
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They are one of the closest things we have to real monsters. They should definitely be included.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Do you like mysterious vampire billionaire perchance? 🥺👉👈
yakko@feddit.uk 2 months ago
No because it’s conceptually inelegant, vampire billionaire is just redundant
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy?
Yes.
But seriously, Idk they seem like light jokes.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
What?
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
Dark romance
lemmyman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rah rah ah ah ah
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Centuries old vampire.
Billionaire.Were… were they a plantation owner, perchance?
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He did own a company that owned a lot of plantations, sure, but he wasn’t directly overseeing any of his businesses because he was so dedicated to his true passion: teaching extremely outdated views on ethics, race, and eugenics.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can’t stop thinking about all the fucked up shit a tenured professor of 700 years would be teaching. Jump up and down to not get pregnant, women and people with other skin tones aren’t really human like us, the wonders of lobotomy, throwing virgins into volcanoes to stop earthquakes and ensure good harvests…
And it’s even better because the whole time you’re staring at him dreamily like “Yes, this is the ideal man for me.” :D
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
Getting youtube.com/@elisabeth_wheatley vibes from this.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
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WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
AI in a nutshell.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
How so?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 months ago
Omegaverse
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Ooh, that’s a deep cut. Yeah that one too