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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    AI in a nutshell.

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    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How so?

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Omegaverse

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    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ooh, that’s a deep cut. Yeah that one too

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• Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perfect pairing to “breasted boobily”

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• FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  His vampirisim restricting his self control gave an aura of a man struggling to contain his own power, and she was what pushed him over the edge and to lose control of himself. If anyone else had done what he did they’d be a creepy predator, but when he did it he was the sexiest, sweetest creature to ever lay his hands upon her.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He mysterioused mysteriously as he rolled up his sleeves revealing his strong forearms. His proud manhood stood at attention like a soldier returning from the great war, traumatized by months of unending death and torment the veins pulsating through his member quivered like a soldier experiencing a flashback.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Go on, im almost there 🤤

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🤢

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Idk what this is, but I’m staking them both.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ayn rand?

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You had me at “Vampires billionairly”

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• inari@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stop, I can only get so wet

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Centuries old vampire.
  Billionaire.

  Were… were they a plantation owner, perchance?

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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He did own a company that owned a lot of plantations, sure, but he wasn’t directly overseeing any of his businesses because he was so dedicated to his true passion: teaching extremely outdated views on ethics, race, and eugenics.

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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t stop thinking about all the fucked up shit a tenured professor of 700 years would be teaching. Jump up and down to not get pregnant, women and people with other skin tones aren’t really human like us, the wonders of lobotomy, throwing virgins into volcanoes to stop earthquakes and ensure good harvests…

    And it’s even better because the whole time you’re staring at him dreamily like “Yes, this is the ideal man for me.” :D

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy? Let them have this!

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  • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look I get that they’re actual monsters, but I really don’t think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But what if they were evil billionaires for everyone else, but financially generous with you specifically? What if you made them lose millions just with your presence, what if they couldn’t control themselves around you? You mention liking Green Day, and the next day your billionaire has hastily reinvested everything in solar energy for you. You’re the only one who can influence him, he NEEDS you. He’s disgusting but your love can tame him.

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    • KittyCat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What greater monster is there but the one who actually exists?

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    • apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      God bless this website.

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    • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are one of the closest things we have to real monsters. They should definitely be included.

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  • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you like mysterious vampire billionaire perchance? 🥺👉👈

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No because it’s conceptually inelegant, vampire billionaire is just redundant

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  • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy?

    Yes.

    But seriously, Idk they seem like light jokes.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What?

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  • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dark romance

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    • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rah rah ah ah ah

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Getting youtube.com/@elisabeth_wheatley vibes from this.

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