Perfect pairing to “breasted boobily”
Peak Fiction 🐐
Submitted 2 days ago by diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 days ago
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 days ago
His vampirisim restricting his self control gave an aura of a man struggling to contain his own power, and she was what pushed him over the edge and to lose control of himself. If anyone else had done what he did they’d be a creepy predator, but when he did it he was the sexiest, sweetest creature to ever lay his hands upon her.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
He mysterioused mysteriously as he rolled up his sleeves revealing his strong forearms. His proud manhood stood at attention like a soldier returning from the great war, traumatized by months of unending death and torment the veins pulsating through his member quivered like a soldier experiencing a flashback.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 days ago
🤢
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Idk what this is, but I’m staking them both.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Centuries old vampire.
Billionaire.Were… were they a plantation owner, perchance?
Abyssian@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I can’t stop thinking about all the fucked up shit a tenured professor of 700 years would be teaching. Jump up and down to not get pregnant, women and people with other skin tones aren’t really human like us, the wonders of lobotomy, throwing virgins into volcanoes to stop earthquakes and ensure good harvests…
And it’s even better because the whole time you’re staring at him dreamily like “Yes, this is the ideal man for me.” :D
Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He did own a company that owned a lot of plantations, sure, but he wasn’t directly overseeing any of his businesses because he was so dedicated to his true passion: teaching extremely outdated views on ethics, race, and eugenics.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You had me at “Vampires billionairly”
lime@feddit.nu 2 days ago
ayn rand?
adam_y@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m picturing Milton Friedman hanging upside down asleep in his cave.
inari@piefed.zip 2 days ago
Stop, I can only get so wet
yakko@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy? Let them have this!
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Look I get that they’re actual monsters, but I really don’t think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 days ago
But what if they were evil billionaires for everyone else, but financially generous with you specifically? What if you made them lose millions just with your presence, what if they couldn’t control themselves around you? You mention liking Green Day, and the next day your billionaire has hastily reinvested everything in solar energy for you. You’re the only one who can influence him, he NEEDS you. He’s disgusting but your love can tame him.
KittyCat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What greater monster is there but the one who actually exists?
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
They are one of the closest things we have to real monsters. They should definitely be included.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Do you like mysterious vampire billionaire perchance? 🥺👉👈
yakko@feddit.uk 2 days ago
No because it’s conceptually inelegant, vampire billionaire is just redundant
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy?
Yes.
But seriously, Idk they seem like light jokes.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 days ago
What?
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 days ago
Dark romance
lemmyman@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Rah rah ah ah ah
Hupf@feddit.org 1 day ago
Getting youtube.com/@elisabeth_wheatley vibes from this.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Image
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 day ago
Omegaverse
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Ooh, that’s a deep cut. Yeah that one too
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 days ago
AI in a nutshell.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
How so?