Plot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We’re making jokes, but is this a kid held in the Presidents bathroom?

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think this may be from the Epstein files

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is exactly what a genie would do

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like all the wishes in Bedazzled.
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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, she was the devil but I get your point.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or wishmaster

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• Blibly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s on you for not being clear. Genie shit 101.

  “Piss on me, genie”

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, can’t trust a genie ever, you ask them for a billion euros they just cranks up inflation to infinity.

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    • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract.

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• MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The look of sheer sadness on the guy’s face

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a golden shower? he wants to piss?

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The exact opposite, my friend! He wants to be pissed on.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well you know it’s clean at least because Trump shits his pants before ever getting there.

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• altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine him getting all agitated about his dream persons/characters entering his place only to do minor plumbing/decoration and leave.

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like someone didn’t use a wish audit

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• BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It could be worse. Much worse

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think, that was the wish

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