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daggermoon@piefed.world 15 hours agoIt’s also I have a sensitive asshole. It bleeds from wiping my ass to hard. Not to be gross but, I think I may have hemorrhoids or something. Shitting a dick does sound funny though lol.
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
[In all seriousness, if it bleeds from wiping too hard you are well on the way to getting haemorrhoids, and seriously, You Really Don’t Want It To Get That Far, trust me. You’ll know when you have them… Start eating more fibre, and drinking more water, now. A bidet will also do wonders for your backside instead of wiping to the point of bleeding, but if you can’t do that then moist toilet paper is a good alternative (just don’t flush it.)]
(Just to tack on; moist toilet paper is fine to flush but under NO circumstances flush a wetwipe/one of those packeted cleaning wipes, they’re all unflushable, no matter what the marketing says.)
Yes, thank you, you wrote that better than me!
Technically anything is flushable if your brave enough.
I’ve seen the commercials where they flush a bucket of golf balls.
Well it’ll leave your toilet for sure, but its the pipes afterwards that’ll get blocked
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Get a bidet sprayer you can put on the toilet water supply. That’ll give your asshole some time to heal instead of being reopened every time you wipe and prevent worse problems. You will also become addicted to having a nice clean asshole all the time.