Comment on Some have greatness thrust upon them
reshuffle6655@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours agoIt can, it might not at first and it’s important to take it slow and use something safe. It also might not be for some people; I knew a woman who absolutely loved it, and one who derived no pleasure from it and referred to it in close company as “repeatedly shitting a dick” which might be one of the funniest takes I’ve heard on the subject. I’ve known guys on similar ends of the spectrum too, and really enjoy it myself.
daggermoon@piefed.world 11 hours ago
It’s also I have a sensitive asshole. It bleeds from wiping my ass to hard. Not to be gross but, I think I may have hemorrhoids or something. Shitting a dick does sound funny though lol.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Get a bidet sprayer you can put on the toilet water supply. That’ll give your asshole some time to heal instead of being reopened every time you wipe and prevent worse problems. You will also become addicted to having a nice clean asshole all the time.
timochka@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
[In all seriousness, if it bleeds from wiping too hard you are well on the way to getting haemorrhoids, and seriously, You Really Don’t Want It To Get That Far, trust me. You’ll know when you have them… Start eating more fibre, and drinking more water, now. A bidet will also do wonders for your backside instead of wiping to the point of bleeding, but if you can’t do that then moist toilet paper is a good alternative (just don’t flush it.)]
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
(Just to tack on; moist toilet paper is fine to flush but under NO circumstances flush a wetwipe/one of those packeted cleaning wipes, they’re all unflushable, no matter what the marketing says.)
timochka@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Yes, thank you, you wrote that better than me!
daggermoon@piefed.world 10 hours ago
Technically anything is flushable if your brave enough.