how did they grab the toach titties
Drink up
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Stern@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lots of soap needed
gollumsfish@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Where a titty is, there also is a will
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
#milkmaxxing
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Roaches have nipples? Greg, I’m talking to you.
How do you milk them?
Justifier@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Think milk made in the same manner as almonds
video@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t tell this to RFK Jr.
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Too late, he’s balls deep already.
Generica@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mandatory for all public school meals if they want funding. RFK Jr milks the roaches himself to ensure the highest nutritional content.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I’ll just drink four times as much milk.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just drink evaporated milk.
Horchata ftw
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Just drink evaporated milk.
I’ve tried, but it’s gone by the time I get a glass!
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Theyre trying to steal my morning gallon and i wont have it.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
GOMAD.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gotta suck on that cock
chungus_eater@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
with you on that
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
why bother when oat milk is best milk anyways
Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The production of oat milk doesn’t involve animal abuse so I’ll never drink it. Yuck!
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Peamilk is better imo but nobody stocks it. I imagine something that sounds like “pee milk” is hard to market though to be fair.
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
never seen any but now im interested in trying it
OriginalTangle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Ever since I tried pea-based protein powder I’ve come to think that peas don’t make good drinks. Maybe I should reconsider…
madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
There used to be a brand called “Ripple,” and it was pretty tasty. IDK if it’s still available
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Can you cook with oat milk like you can regular milk? Like sub it in for sauces, or gravies, or whatever?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Absolutely, you just need to account for missing fat if the recipe calls for a significant quantity. I just toss in some extra vegetable oil to compensate.
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Yep! Usually ratio needs a bit of tweaking for the recipe but it works for things ive tried
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
By itself, it’s not noticeably different than water. The flavor is subtle enough that anything will overpower it. It lacks (but not entirely) viscosity.
Coconut milk makes a superior gravy texture as long as the gravy is strong enough to hide the coconut. You can make sawmill gravy out of coconut, but you’ll need to add garlic, salt and pepper to hide the coconut.
None of the _____ milks properly work with eggs.
Cashew milk has a great mouthfeel but separates when heated.
All that said:
The plant-based heavy whipping cream you can get from MOM’s Organic Market will absolutely work in sauces, gravies and even whipped cream. but it’s full of stabilizers to make it happen (which i’m find with personally)
wylinka@szmer.info 2 weeks ago
Oat milk just tastes like strained porridge ._. Soya milk is the best.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The scientists that tested it can have it all for themselves, I’ll even give them a free pass to lord it over us cow milk drinking peons.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Iced roach cream made into a roach milkshake using even more roach milk, topped with whipped roach cream.
J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m stick to oat thanks. You keep that.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Holy shit Joe’s Apartment recognition in the wild? Never thought I’d see the day
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A childhood classic for me
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Made using the same method as almond milk? Patent pending, of course.
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just get a few fallout ones.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
MMMMM radroach milk, tasty.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Almost sounds like we’d need an entire farm. Imagine the horrors of something like that
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t care if it comes with a blowjob from Brett Buttler, I aint putting cockroach ANYTHING in my mouth.
disgusting little sewer dwelling vermin.
chewypoops@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Men will find a way to say something gross about a woman in the most bizarre of contexts…
What exactly made you say this? This is a weird and rather inappropriate thing to say about someone…
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m not going to be moralized to by someone who named himself chewypoops.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ewe Boll persents … Titty Roach
jagermo@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Yes, but only raw. Suck it straight out of the carapace
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
more like its cloaca/or ovipositor.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
- milk the roaches.
- roast the roaches.
- Grind the roaches.
- Drip them…
Delicious, low impact, home made drink!
obelix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No bugger’ll drink it.
miadidi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I believe this is Cockroach Janta Party (a satirical political party in india) propaganda.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For roaches, sure
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
We’re gonna need some bigger roaches! Yum yum!
glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Now with more GMO
rustyfish@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Pasteurised or unpasteurised?
Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
This is my last resort
Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Inb4 nausea
gray@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I didn’t know cockroaches were mammals. Everyday is a new lesson on Lemmy.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Close, you actually blend them up and strain out the liquid.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That would definitely be easier than trying to milk them twice a day…
mlatu@moist.catsweat.com 2 weeks ago
they should brand it DEATHMILK and color it with charcoal
otter@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
From what I remember, the original study was indeed about cockroach “milk”, from a species that births live babies and feeds them a slurry of crystals and proteins. That slurry is the stuff that is technically more “nutritious”
I don’t think anyone is actually trying to get humans to consume the stuff. There are a lot of mammals that produce milk that is more nutrient dense than cow milk, it’s just not as easy to collect it + theres little reason to do so
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, same as almond
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I don’t like almond milk, but I’d prefer almond milk. But I also don’t drink cow milk, only soy milk.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
tachinid flies, like tstete fly produces something equivalent to “milk” for its giant baby.