Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?
Drink up
Submitted 17 hours ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Roaches have nipples? Greg, I’m talking to you.
How do you milk them?
gray@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
I didn’t know cockroaches were mammals. Everyday is a new lesson on Lemmy.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Close, you actually blend them up and strain out the liquid.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
That would definitely be easier than trying to milk them twice a day…
otter@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
From what I remember, the original study was indeed about cockroach “milk”, from a species that births live babies and feeds them a slurry of crystals and proteins. That slurry is the stuff that is technically more “nutritious”
I don’t think anyone is actually trying to get humans to consume the stuff. There are a lot of mammals that produce milk that is more nutrient dense than cow milk, it’s just not as easy to collect it + theres little reason to do so
mlatu@moist.catsweat.com 15 hours ago
they should brand it DEATHMILK and color it with charcoal
slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Yes, same as almond
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
tachinid flies, like tstete fly produces something equivalent to “milk” for its giant baby.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I don’t care if it comes with a blowjob from Brett Buttler, I aint putting cockroach ANYTHING in my mouth.
disgusting little sewer dwelling vermin.
chewypoops@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Men will find a way to say something gross about a woman in the most bizarre of contexts…
What exactly made you say this? This is a weird and rather inappropriate thing to say about someone…
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Gotta suck on that cock
Stern@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
how did they grab the toach titties
slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Lots of soap needed
gollumsfish@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Where a titty is, there also is a will
video@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Don’t tell this to RFK Jr.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
I’ll just drink four times as much milk.
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
GOMAD.
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Theyre trying to steal my morning gallon and i wont have it.
db2@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Just drink evaporated milk.
Horchata ftw
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Just drink evaporated milk.
I’ve tried, but it’s gone by the time I get a glass!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
The scientists that tested it can have it all for themselves, I’ll even give them a free pass to lord it over us cow milk drinking peons.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Iced roach cream made into a roach milkshake using even more roach milk, topped with whipped roach cream.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
- milk the roaches.
- roast the roaches.
- Grind the roaches.
- Drip them…
Delicious, low impact, home made drink!
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
why bother when oat milk is best milk anyways
wylinka@szmer.info 1 hour ago
Oat milk just tastes like strained porridge ._. Soya milk is the best.
Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
The production of oat milk doesn’t involve animal abuse so I’ll never drink it. Yuck!
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Peamilk is better imo but nobody stocks it. I imagine something that sounds like “pee milk” is hard to market though to be fair.
OriginalTangle@feddit.org 2 hours ago
Ever since I tried pea-based protein powder I’ve come to think that peas don’t make good drinks. Maybe I should reconsider…
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
never seen any but now im interested in trying it
madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 5 hours ago
There used to be a brand called “Ripple,” and it was pretty tasty. IDK if it’s still available
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 hours ago
Can you cook with oat milk like you can regular milk? Like sub it in for sauces, or gravies, or whatever?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Absolutely, you just need to account for missing fat if the recipe calls for a significant quantity. I just toss in some extra vegetable oil to compensate.
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Yep! Usually ratio needs a bit of tweaking for the recipe but it works for things ive tried
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
By itself, it’s not noticeably different than water. The flavor is subtle enough that anything will overpower it. It lacks (but not entirely) viscosity.
Coconut milk makes a superior gravy texture as long as the gravy is strong enough to hide the coconut. You can make sawmill gravy out of coconut, but you’ll need to add garlic, salt and pepper to hide the coconut.
None of the _____ milks properly work with eggs.
Cashew milk has a great mouthfeel but separates when heated.
All that said:
The plant-based heavy whipping cream you can get from MOM’s Organic Market will absolutely work in sauces, gravies and even whipped cream. but it’s full of stabilizers to make it happen (which i’m find with personally)
J3N5T4R@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’m stick to oat thanks. You keep that.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
#milkmaxxing
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Holy shit Joe’s Apartment recognition in the wild? Never thought I’d see the day
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
A childhood classic for me
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
For roaches, sure
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Made using the same method as almond milk? Patent pending, of course.
ignotum@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
We’re gonna need some bigger roaches! Yum yum!
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Now with more GMO
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Ewe Boll persents … Titty Roach
obelix@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
No bugger’ll drink it.
rustyfish@piefed.world 9 hours ago
Pasteurised or unpasteurised?
jagermo@feddit.org 17 hours ago
Yes, but only raw. Suck it straight out of the carapace
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
more like its cloaca/or ovipositor.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io 11 hours ago
This is my last resort
Mwa@thelemmy.club 13 hours ago
Inb4 nausea
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass