Someone watched Tokyo Drift too many times growing up
May not buff out
Submitted 19 hours ago by eyekaytee@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://files.ikt.id.au/zkh33e.mp4
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cannedtuna@lemmy.world 30 minutes ago
ramble81@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
That _was_na BMW M440i (i recognize the wheels, color and slope of the back). It has a 386hp/398lb-ft turbocharged inline 6 with a mild hybrid system. BMW says it can do 0-60 in 4.3s, but independent tests have shown it can do 3.9-4.1s
Most likely this idiot used launch control in the parking structure wanting to show off and lost control, eating the pillar
FLP22012005@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It can do 60-0 even faster.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I love it when people know things
bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Must be why you left reddit. 😏
Sergio@piefed.social 11 hours ago
launch control
Today I Learned: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Launch_control_(automotive)
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Why would this even be present in a street legal vehicle?
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
What the hell, that’s STOCK for a BMW M series?
That makes skateboards sound safe.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Today, that guy learned as well.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Yeah, I saw some assuming he was drunk but it is just as likely that this guy made a split second decision and jumped on it thinking what could go wrong I’ve done it before and poof.
People don’t like to view vehicles as murder machines but they very much are. If raising the front end 40% increases the chance of death by 40% to pedestrians and the only benefis were “I like the way it looks” or in this case the car being designed to accelerate at speeds that arent comfortable or safe because “I think it can be fun sometimes” at the detriment of others is just poorly planned.
Sure the guy is at fault, but so is the company that manufactured it, and the government bodies that allowed it on public roads.
If someone wants to have a hobby playing with and racing cars, that’s fine; but they don’t belong in public areas.
Skanky@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Support column built by the same company that makes telephone poles for GTA
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I hadn’t played since it came out really and played some for the first time again last month. My dedecution has been if it’s metal, you can plow through it, if it’s wood it’ll plow through you.
And then all the sudden a few objects will defy these assumptions and you wind up on the driving through a fence with a metal rod turning you into a pretzel.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
The Americans should build their houses like this column, instead of paper mache.
DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
They have a hard time even affording the cheap paper mache shit they make them out of now.
I can’t imagine how much more eye watering the price would be if they were made like this.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
It is amazing how fast this car must have accelerated in this rather limited space to make an accident like this.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
That’s exactly what I thought, that’s some serious acceleration.
socsa@piefed.social 10 hours ago
It was some jackass doing laps in the parking garage. The cringe boy racer kids do this shit because if it’s not on the street then they can’t catch charges beyond trespassing.
FatVegan@leminal.space 3 hours ago
Looks like it was the old guy next to tge car, no. Cringe behavior has no age limit. But realistically, maybe not everyone should drive 400hp cars
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Lots of crumple zones too… But yeah, lol.
Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com 17 hours ago
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 16 hours ago
At least not anymore
TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Seems like a bmw/toyota supra, fairly fast. also as the camera whips to the dog right near the end I think that was the run up to the stop section.
lemming741@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
This may be a whoosh but-
Looks like a 15-17 Ecoboost Mustang
315 hp
0-60 in 5.2 sec
1/4 mile in 13.9 @ 98mphTreczoks@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It looks more like a crash car, indeed.
foo@feddit.uk 3 hours ago
You can’t park there mate.
khannie@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Absolutely amazing how intact the cabin is. Modern car safety is phenomenal.
restingOface@quokk.au 8 hours ago
Back in my day, cars killed their inattentive drunk drivers. Now, they just kill innocent children.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
“Innocent children”? Do you have children? Because mine are assholes whose only purpose is to constantly terrorize me and keep me poor. 🤣
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
the reason i’m a proponent of the adaptive cruise control systems is that i was very, very nearly in a 30 car pileup on the Grapevine (if you don’t know the stretch of road, I-5 north of LA, south of bakersfield. very mountainy and curvy, there’s always a fire or an accident when i drive by four times a year). It was foggy and the ACC saw the car ahead of me before I did, let us stop before hitting it and making it a 32 car pileup.
When I was growing up (80s and 90s) that size accident would have multiple fatalities. Only one person had to go to the hospital, and she was pregnant. They wanted to check on the baby. Everyone else just had light bruising/abrasions.
Modern cars seem like a miracle compared to what i started driving.
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The future is now
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
I think that’s the driver at the beginning, sadly sitting against his wreck, but otherwise fine.
themaninblack@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
That pole is incredible
spirinolas@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
That’s what she said
snoons@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Thank you very much.
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The old shithead, leaning on the rear tire, is lucky his fuck-up did not start a fire. Revoke his driver’s license permanently.
db2@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Because everyone knows cars won’t start unless you have a valid license right?
nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Very true - because taking away his license wouldn’t physically prevent him from operating a vehicle, we shouldn’t do it at all. Because incremental progress is for losers.
BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
That day is probably coming, where you tap your license to start the car.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
You can’t park there, mate
mtpender@piefed.social 15 hours ago
untorquer@quokk.au 16 hours ago
Well actually…
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
What do you mean “may not buff out?” Also some fresh paint on, and that pillar should be good as new!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
shit. hit the pole at 50?
Etterra@discuss.online 6 minutes ago
Looks more like 80+. That damage is WILD.
dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Mach 50 I think
Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 hours ago
That’s a lot of headlight fluid.
0x0@infosec.pub 11 hours ago
And zero blinker fluid as usual
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
OH NO ALL THE TRANS MISSION FLUID
we gotta get more fluid or the mission will burn out
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
I know it’s a parking garage and all, but you can’t park there mate.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Crossposted to /c/youcsntparktheremate
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 hours ago
Why would he do that?
Ariselas@piefed.ca 13 hours ago
Did he hit the accelerator rather than the brake?
also crazy that he got going fast enough in a garage to do that much damage.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
No, it appears he hit the break instead of the brake.
Hxrmit@thelemmy.club 18 hours ago
Marvel heroes:We did it! We saved the city!
The city:
Lumidaub@feddit.org 15 hours ago
The city: (is still alive and also isn’t having its brains being used as biological CPUs powered by Soylent Green)
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
How is my question. Also it looks like a modern art piece.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
This guy must have posted just after you. His explanation seems likely.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
Why is my question.
Why can’t we see the flux capacitor?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Because it’s in the back behind the driver’s seat, silly.
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Just under 400hp with insane traction elements and lots of stupidity.
DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Has some light cosmetic work but low miles and drives great!
No lowball offers!! I know what I got!
echodot@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
I love how the guy taking the video is delaying his reaction until the incident is fully documented.
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
But… How? There’s about 10m of space to accelerate, is there a pneumatic catapult for assisted take off?
snooggums@piefed.world 11 hours ago
From the engine fluids spray past the pillar it looks like he was speeding down the isle, slammed into the pillar and the offset impact turned the car body a bit. Or he packed away at a different angle than the impact.
Rambomst@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Title is clean on Carfax
Sergio@piefed.social 11 hours ago
Earlier in the day that car had a facehugger on it.
robomuffin79@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Thought that was blood at first 😱
TomMasz@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
The spread of debris is honestly impressive.
dismay3915@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
That old corpse is the driver? Damn just stop driving dude.
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
walking will sort their life out
daggermoon@piefed.world 17 hours ago
What’s the red shit?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 minutes ago
Well at least the old dipshit looks appropriately miserable. I give even odds on his insurance dropping him after this shit.