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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Have we really reached the level of absurdity that reality is indistinguishable from satire?

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  • Maroon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    See the problem with posts on Trump these days is that I genuinely do not know if it is a joke or a real post.

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    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      it’s all a joke

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      • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Trump is the harmful kind of joke, like those that perpetuate racist stereotypes.

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      • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        US being the punchline.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That post is a fake. But it is based on a bit of truth.

      apnews.com/…/donald-trump-250-bill-c48e35fd945fe7…

      washingtonpost.com/…/trump-250-bill-pushed-by-tre…

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    • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      After he posted himself as Jesus I won’t be surprised by much.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Does he ever write out the J of his name?

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    • josephc@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is definitely a joke. Taking something to an absurd extreme is a valid source of humor and I feel like this does a solid job of parody. Nice little references thrown in, too.

      At the same time, Poe’s Law: “Without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.”

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      • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The problem is these days, reality is so absurd that this is actually pretty believable.

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      • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s not really possible to out extreme the everyday reality of a president trump.

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Overton window of humor keeps getting pushed further and further away from its “natural” center

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I came to the comments to find out. The “2” will probably draw more fools like me in.

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    • Fleppensteijn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He would never fully write out his middle name

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  • miraclerandy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image Who’s this little guy hiding in there? 🧐

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    • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Got a bit of an epstain on there

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    • Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      oh i hope its Anthony Bourdain…

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    • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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      • angband@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ok, but really don’t need to censor that, 'specially if you make a sticker for a gas pump. You’ll just make it more difficult for the target audience to figure out what the words mean.

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s Mike Judge, turning to dust

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Looks like Nicholas cage

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      • caboose2006@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You got lights, you got cameras—bitchin’ technology."

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    • sem@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bill Klinton?

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  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m only 90% sure this is fake.

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  • kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Surprised to see Epstein’s ghost in the corner. Bold move

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  • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If Trump put himself on the $250 bill he’d absolutely use an AI picture of himself as a homoerotic musclebro

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  • nroth@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this a shitpost or real?

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  • blitzen@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I actually think it’s a pretty big miss that we didn’t have a $250 bill planned for the country’s 250th anniversary. Inflation makes a $250 bill reasonable.

    Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

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    • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

      John Brown is probably too cpntroversial but, damn, that’d be something to see.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      FDR would be a great choice for it, Teddy Roosevelt would be a generally agreeable one though.

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      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        FDR threw 100,000 Americans into concentration camps. Get his fascist ass off the dime.

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      • blitzen@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We need a POC on a bill, but Teddy is pretty cool too. My third favorite Republican.

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    • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We used to have much much larger bills

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They were yuge! Yoomungus! Guys would come up to me with tears in their eyes (these were strong, burly MEN) and they would say “these bills are too big Mr. President! We need bigger pockets mr. President! Please help us!!”

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  • pelya@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • melfie@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I ain’t givin’ you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is a joke, right? I want to believe but this is too much

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You know it’s fake because he would have used his mugshot

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    • faerbit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m quite certain, that this is a parody account. But it’s a testament to the platform (Xitter) that I cannot check that.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Inventing new bills because you can’t control inflation

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Y’all ever see that Trevor Noah/Daily Show bit about how T is America’s first African Dictator president? From back in 2016?

      Yeah, me neither.

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  • Typotyper@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Cellari@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You almost had me until I saw the comments and the ghost in the bill

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  • GarboDog@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We know he’s trying to do the whole stick but that’s not the design yeah? 99% sure it’s not the real design and 67% sure the post is real lol

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  • mrspaz@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Smaile@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Only reason I questioned this bill was because Trump doesn’t look cool enough here for Donald to have ever approved it stroke or not.

    Deff could see this being real soon.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Deff?

      You spelled Jeff wrong…

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m surprised it’s not a $500 bill so he could say he’s just like Mr. Monopoly.

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The pedo bill.

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  • caboose2006@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is obviously fake. Everyone knows trump’s middle name is Jerkinit.

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  • meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    wheter this is real or not, i still find it hilarious that the word “president” is all caps, and not the word “your”

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  • jjlinux@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s this bridge I’m not using much lately. I’m throwing leeting someone take it off od my hands for a very low price. DM me in truth social if interested.

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    • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Connective real estate. Think about it. It’s just there waiting for an innovator like you to swoop in and own it. Jump on this opportunity right now! Someone more innovative might pounce before you do!

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ALADEEN the ALADEEN

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  • borQue@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    as if the dollar isn’t falling fast enough

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    • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      tRuSt ThE pLaN /s

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  • AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s a fuckign ugly picture jesus christ

    I mean, the guy isn’t a parangon of beauty for sure, but you can’t tell me there isn’t a better picture of him out there.

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      IDK, walleyed, badly lit, and grotesquely ugly is how I’ll remember him.

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      His skin fluoresces under uv light.

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  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bubba needs to be on the back! Right Mr.President?

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The Pedo Dollar

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      *petro dollar.

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      • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I said what i meant

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  • Sektor@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It should have said two hundred fiddy

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  • CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    New idiom just dropped: “More crooked than a $250 bill”

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why 250? 200 is more convenient (one significant figure), much like 0.20.

    Also, font galore

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      250th anniversary, counting from the U.S. Declaration of Independence.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is fake.

    He’s gonna be on the $3 bill.

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