Colloidal
@Colloidal@programming.dev
- Comment on I asked for a sign, *sigh* at least I got a sign 2 weeks ago:
Do not the cat.
- Comment on My friends are really curious if the dad and son I’m dating have similar sized dicks 2 weeks ago:
That’s fucked up.
- Comment on When they fuck up your "TikTok" 3 weeks ago:
Almost like it’s a skit.
- Comment on IYKYK 3 weeks ago:
And give the nutjob my money and my address? Hard pass.
- Comment on WAKE ME UP 4 weeks ago:
I bet a lot of people don’t pay attention to the lyrics and don’t know. Another good chunk know it and feel it, and use humor as a shield to avoid feeling sadness. Most people aren’t assholes willingly.
- Comment on WAKE ME UP 4 weeks ago:
Fucking beautiful song too.
- Comment on Trust me, there is no plague 4 weeks ago:
They are available and are uncomfortable but totally worth it.
- Comment on At least my dick is minty fresh 4 weeks ago:
Fuck the high road. It’s entirely made of bullshit.
- Comment on I'm right and the other vegans are wrong 4 weeks ago:
Even better: make both hate you.
- Comment on Armando needs to know which church to avoid 5 weeks ago:
That doesn’t explain even a quarter of your errors.
- Comment on Slash. 5 weeks ago:
I thought they were talking about Elementary at first, and wasn’t understanding where the gay fanfic fit in.
- Comment on Armando needs to know which church to avoid 5 weeks ago:
Good lord, you don’t need to insert that many egregious typos to signal you’re not an AI not. We believe you.
- Comment on The final frontier? 1 month ago:
Subscribe to hot navels, I mean, navel science facts.
- Comment on The final frontier? 1 month ago:
Only members of the Navel Inspector General Guild of Assistants and Secretaries get to say it.
- Comment on Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi 1 month ago:
Russian sci-fi: we are found by horrors beyond our comprehension. Someone tries to trade entry to the Apocalypse in exchange for some sausages. Half of the sausages are used to bribe the guard so he doesn’t do his job of shooting any civilian that approaches the Horror Pit.
- Comment on Like there was any doubt 1 month ago:
Bat-nipples
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 1 month ago:
Post-nut clarity.
- Comment on Yeah, fuck these two. 1 month ago:
Where do I sign up?
- Comment on Flashbang! 1 year ago:
We kinda can, but they sort of require the frame to be still, which is not a thing in the deep sea.
- Comment on Flashbang! 1 year ago:
It’s like saying Julius Caesar is dead for over sixty years. Technically true.
- Comment on Stripes! 🐅 1 year ago:
NGL, a part of me wished they were visible, but I’m afraid we’d just invent new forms of racism.
- Comment on Stripes! 🐅 1 year ago:
- Comment on Fresh 1 year ago:
Not all gases. And some gases can be absorbed through the skin, completely invalidating this method. Yay!
- Comment on Little miracles 1 year ago:
If you’re dumb enough to don nazi paraphernalia, you deserve what you get.
- Comment on Consistency is key 1 year ago:
Damn you, Ea-Nassir!!
- Comment on Apple's USB-C transition is a confusing mess (and that might be on purpose) 1 year ago:
Such a low bar though.
- Comment on The Source 1 year ago:
But do they live in caves, though?
- Comment on This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards. 1 year ago:
Use the link function and add an exclamation mark in front of it to embed the image, like this:
 - Comment on It is the season soon 1 year ago:
People are way too sanguine about this anti-AI thing. It’s just a meme, for crying out loud.
- Comment on Why Chrome only? 1 year ago:
Oof.
