My friends are really curious if the dad and son I’m dating have similar sized dicks

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey, welcome back Violet.

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• Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah. And that sister’s dick, is smaller than her brother’s. Are you paying attention?

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    • WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn’t. I didn’t ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it’d be rude.

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• ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well? Do they?

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  • itsviolet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No. Dad’s is bigger. 😶‍🌫️

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    • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And who uses theirs the best?

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).

  His mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.

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  • ducktumn@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Calling it mutilation is such an awful take and smells of racism

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    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You cut the foreskin off the penis for aesthic purposes.

      Try again.

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• Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!

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  • itsviolet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Background: lemmy.world/comment/26427612

    Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: lemmy.world/comment/26443417

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    • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn’t there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements?

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• dukatos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  - Hey, I heard you married a twin? - That’s right. - How do you tell them apart? - Her brother has a mustache.

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• bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sometimes the sister’s dick can be better too…

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next?

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• nyctre@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought you were gone for good this time. Glad to see I was wrong. Welcome back. Good to hear you’re doing well.

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• Obituarykidney@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve seen some twin dicks in porn and they look identical, along with everything else.

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• Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I didn’t know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!

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  • Triasha@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She said it’s a V not a triangle. Dad and son are not involved with each other.

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    • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Father and son are Eskimo brothers.

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• LeftReddit2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  :thinking:

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