oldest shitpost yet.

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• NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  lay egg

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Excrete, have sex, lay egg

    Excrete, have sex, lay egg

    Excrete, have sex, lay egg

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    • NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All people want to do these days is lie, eat hot chip and lay egg 😤

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Any dino born after 190 million BCE can’t hunt, all they know is tar pit, lay egg, twerk, shit and piss through same hole, eat hot leaf and lie.”

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So is that a fossilized arrow pointing at what is being talked about?

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• Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All girls know these days is excrete, have sex and lay egg.

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• SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why did the piss hole and fuck holes stay together while the shit hole got to evolve away? Mammels keep fucking each other in the shit holes anyways.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is… is there a Rule 34 of this?

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    See rule 35

    34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
    35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
    

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• lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The new Jurassic Park is gonna be wild

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The orifice of kings

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We’ve all done a ‘butthole’ imprint at an office party…

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not me! I wasn’t at the party and it was a bag of buttholes

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