fake : anon had a wife, and is over 20
gay : anon said I love you to another person
Anon listens to the radio
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
reader@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Fake: If you were texting while driving in 2004, you were likely using the 10 digit keypad on a flip phone.
Gay: gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re underestimating people’s ability to text on those old number pads. When it was all that was there, people got good at doing it. They were physical buttons so it was easier to touch type on them than today’s touchscreen phones. It was just a different layout that needed to be memorized, but it was a pretty simple one, if annoying to use.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, you could type blind if you wanted, just takes a bit longer.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
A lot easier to one handed blind text with T9 than with a touch screen
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I could text from my pocket using a T9 keypad on Ericssons, Nokia or Motorola. Blackberry was the only handset I had to look at.
Aganim@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004
US defaultism. Totally legal since april 1st 2001 in my country.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
april 1st?! did they legalize it as a jole?!?!
Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
real and heterosexual?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
says partner, could be gay.
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
duality of humanity
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I swear it’s only straight people who use that word. I have never called my boyfriends “partner”, nor have I heard my other queer friends use the term.
boringgus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
You shouldn’t text and drive.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Holy shit, actually wholesome!
stoy@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Texing while driving is wholesome?
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
T9 texting with one hand without looking at the phone is less dangerous than using a modern vehicles touchscreen climate controls
fight me
glimse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He stumbled out of the burning orphanage and lowers the last child safely to the ground. “Thank you, you’re incredible!” they shout.
Stoy glances at the man’s clothes and mutters loudly, “wearing white after labor day is incredible?”
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Look to the person who you came with here today, and tell them you love them.
Was the first time, not the last time, I told my guy Ben that I love him. Thanks Michael Franti.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In the mirror universe that DJ’s counterpart told their listeners that day to “text your partner and just say I hate you”.
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Misread it as thanks OJ, thought for a second that it was saying OJ Simpson had said that
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
fake, texting wasn’t a thing 20 years ago… wait. oh no.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
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Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
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