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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That would make long distance relationships easier.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And harder.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Assuming the pre-surgery length was something normal (making it a rounding error from this point on) and the average 3.5" long flaccid penis takes 130 mL of blood to achieve a 5.17" erection (4.59" in circumference), those extra ~2.1 billion inches would require 5.4 million-ish liters of blood to fill. If those are 2.1 billion flaccid inches, call it about 8 million liters.

  Average total blood volume for an adult human is 4.5 to 5.6 liters so we’re going to need more. An Olympic swimming pool is 50x25 meters with a minimum depth of 2 meters. That’s 2.5 million liters. It’ll take two of those full of blood and a little extra to get things up and running.

  Somewhere in that ballpark anyway, I think. Don’t rely on this for medical purposes. Average dick-mensions and pool specifications from Wikipedia, blood fill numbers from a Healthline article.

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• inari@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Huge if true

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    True if huge.

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• neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Int overflow, but with a signed int32

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    So achtually -1 "

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Inches makes it seem more impressive than it is–that’s like only around 30 miles or so.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Uh… By my calculations, it’s ~33,000 miles. Enough to go all the way around the world about one and a half times.

    And, yeah, I’m going to say that’s fairly impressive. If you got the angle right, you could fuck yourself in the ass with it.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I may have failed most of my math classes. But if you think about it, perhaps the classed failed me?

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    33,893.4 miles.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  53.34Mm for the correct standard using amongst y’all.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I recently got addicted to this game, its so fun

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If your penis was that long, it would be large enough to fill the entire physical universe. It would be so massive, that it would immediately collapse into a penile singularity, creating a new penis-verse (the cosmological phenomenon, not the gay bar by my house). I know this because I am a penis physicist, also known as a peenysicist. And if you believe me, that’s your own fault.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow, that’s almost enough to get past your mom’s fat rolls!

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• Uri@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wtf

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