Snek

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t be too careful. It could’ve been a Republican. You can usually tell by the bright red hat and aura of stupidity and racism. They also claim they don’t step on snakes but but they absolutely do. In fact, that species in particular is very much into that.

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  • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The bright red head marking tells other humans that Republicans are toxic and not good for eating!

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They intentionally expose themselves to water and air pollution to make themselves more toxic to eat

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    oh shit. i have a big aura of stupidity and i turn bright red in the sun, due to the burning. i’m gonna get bit by a snek ain’t i

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  • jorge@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dem vs GOP is right wing infighting.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The exaggerated eyebrows on the one snake (but not the other) to ensure we know that one of them’s a lady makes me wonder if the artist woulda put some big ole snitties on her if they’d drawn the rest of the body.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    how many snits would there even be?

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    • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The way I see it snakes have approximately half as many holes as mammal ladies, since the have no ears and a multipurpose cloaca. So by my calculations, if you round up a bit, and carry the 5, then snakes got 1 and some change snitties.

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    big ole snitties

    When the comment is funnier than the post

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean it’s not wrong.

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• happybadger@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your daily reminder that rattlesnakes are secondary pollinators. They eat rodents full of seeds and their digestive acids don’t ruin the germination potential. It’s acid scarification and a wider range for edible plants. Every spaghetti is valuable.

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• jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  George Viper

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ted Snakeson

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• fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Snakebook could be cool

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• Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah, the white variant. Very dangerous if left unchecked…

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• RebekahWSD@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I ask my science friend before I kill insects in the garden. I was given free range to kill all the stupid spotted lanternflies!

  They’re already back this year. I’m sad.

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  • spinne@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kill 'em harder!

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    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re jumpy little bastards! I’m trying!

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Here we kill the snakes because theyre invasive

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So are we

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Guardúa parco

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