happybadger
@happybadger@hexbear.net
Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your premier source for patriotic facts.
- Comment on Opinions on Jurassic Park as a Zoo 1 week ago:
Me screaming that Fred Rogers had a preeminent jazz pianist improvise every episode’s theme song to no one in particular.
- Comment on Opinions on Jurassic Park as a Zoo 1 week ago:
They had hundreds of animals and no staff ecologists. They had 1 veterinarian. Instead of having paleontologists on staff, they had a big game hunter. All their biologists worked in the lab. They built everything like theme park rides because automation kept labour costs down and made secrecy easier.
Me screaming about urban park design to no one in particular.
- Comment on tall tails 3 weeks ago:
All dinosaurs looked like beavers of varying sizes and lengths.
- Comment on The Internet Will Be More Dead Than Alive Within 3 Years, Trend Shows 3 weeks ago:
Retvrn to tradition. The internet peaked with 2000s-era forums.
- Comment on WOOLLY BEARS!!! 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on WOOLLY BEARS!!! 4 weeks ago:
[wabi-sabi] solidarity [habitat]
Real motherfuckers leave dead organic material in their landscape.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 1 month ago:
I just got one of the current strains. It felt just as bad as the ones in 2020. Vaccination is totally warranted.
- Comment on What's your thoughts on this? 1 month ago:
Environmentalism without class struggle is just gardening.
- Comment on Prince William and Kate to move into new eight-bedroom home worth £16m - This will be their 6th 'Forever home' 1 month ago:
- Comment on ChatGPT 5 power consumption could be as much as eight times higher than GPT 4 — research institute estimates medium-sized GPT-5 response can consume up to 40 watt-hours of electricity 1 month ago:
My ebike battery is 720 watt hours. I can ride with like 60kg on the back for approximately 100km at 32km/hr. That’s like 12.9km of riding per chatGPT response, and riding something good enough to replace a car for most needs.
- Comment on quick thinking 2 months ago:
While it’d be nice to have an alternative to the crushing hopelessness of an AED, I would hate to do this in an ambulance for several reasons.
- Comment on Badgers: 1 Star 2 months ago:
- Comment on we are creators 2 months ago:
xi-button Quality into Quantity Time
- Comment on CONCEPTUALIZATION [Trivial: Success] — He’s actually right about this one. 2 months ago:
Feel like shit just wanna consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write about urban ecology like it’s an eldritch religion.
- Comment on Biomimicry 2 months ago:
I’m not saying I’ve never covered myself in feathers and sat naked in a tree waiting for birds to feed me. I’m not perfect, no one is, we’re all on a journey of learning and improving. Growing a termite on your back just seems like it’d take so long before it would trick the termites.
- Comment on Biomimicry 2 months ago:
That must have been such a wild evolutionary arms race. I wonder how it even began.
- Comment on Fundamentally unserious 3 months ago:
Ontologically silly-ass
- Comment on huge tracts of land 3 months ago:
I take pride in poisonin’ myself and my family as much as I poison my land and biosphere.
- Comment on Rumor: Kepler Tells Gamers To "Get Ready For The First <$1000 Console" 3 months ago:
- Comment on Ryan Reynolds Pitched an R-Rated ‘Star Wars’ Movie to Disney, but Not for Him to Star: ‘That Would Be a Bad Fit’ 4 months ago:
“And I don’t mean R-rated to be vulgar. R-rated as a Trojan horse for emotion. I always wonder why studios don’t want to just gamble on something like that.”
An Andor-type film would be great but Reynolds seems like such a generic lib that I don’t think he’d make it compelling.
- Comment on 'Andor' Season 2 Debuts to Nielsen Viewership High With 721 Million Minutes 4 months ago:
surprised-pika-messed-up people want mature stories that reflect their lived experience under fascism?
- Comment on Camarasarus 4 months ago:
kitty-birthday-sad the only candidate who didn’t defend paedophiles
- Comment on Meta faces Ghana lawsuits over impact of extreme content on moderators 5 months ago:
I knew a facebook mod who worked in San Francisco. They made $20/hr in like 2018, not enough to live on in most small cities. Every day they’d be rotated through different queues based on the type of content. A full day of sitting there in the animal abuse queue having to watch thousands of psychopathic videos to find the fraction which violate the terms of service. The next day they’d have to watch 8 hours of cartel executions or war footage or child abuse or Nazi propaganda. Their coworkers would openly use drugs throughout their shift to cope and their level of PTSD from it was comparable to mine working in paramedicine. It’s an absolutely demonic job.
- Comment on We sure do like our Fungi 5 months ago:
For what it’s worth, they and other livestock love mycelium from culinary species like Pleurotus ostreatus. The substrate is healthy myceliated straw/grain with the complex carbs predigested by the fungi and it has immune system benefits for them: openagriculturejournal.com/…/e187433152305260.pdf
My ideal homestead revolves around around multi-tiered green recycling using them. The fungi break down the garden waste that the chickens won’t eat, the unproductive mushroom colonies go to the chickens and pigeon towers, the manure and eggshells go into the vermicomposter and garden. Those mushroom colonies are a major cash crop with a myriad of health benefits depending on what you’re growing.
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
I can’t tell if this manmade horror beyond my recognition is more of a Warhammer 40k space marine or a Trench Crusade monster.
- Comment on Happy 420 5 months ago:
soypoint-1 the person spraying drinking water and carcinogens on their lawn so they can spray piss on it and make green concrete and look like a psychopath to their neighbours
gigachad the person allowing dandelions to bring deep soil nutrients to the surface and clover to fix nitrogen in their biodiverse native lawn with natural rain capture features
- Comment on Top Donald Trump official tells Europe to choose between US or Chinese communications tech 5 months ago:
Elon’s starlink ratfuckery in Ukraine should make that the easiest choice ever made. If you displease him he turns off the internet at a whim.
- Comment on Bees don't have lungs. 5 months ago:
We should all aspire to be more like bees.
- Comment on Borderlands film director blames flop on Zoom and Covid 5 months ago:
That I haven’t played. The main three games were just gun slot machines for me.
- Comment on Borderlands film director blames flop on Zoom and Covid 5 months ago:
I probably played the games more than most of the audience and wouldn’t have wasted money on it. The IP is terrible apart from being the first lootbox shooter. Annoying characters, boring plot, a flat setting- it’s probably the video game I’d least want to see made into a film.
