happybadger
@happybadger@hexbear.net
Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your premier source for patriotic facts.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 5 days ago:
Poor drink water. I need emotional support water that costs $10 per bottle. Prestige water.
- Comment on I AM BETTER 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but it looks cool as hell when I do it.
- Comment on I AM BETTER 3 weeks ago:
I mean, the guy didn’t know that water and ice are the same thing.
What was his logic here? I still believe that but I’m curious to hear a scientific reason why.
- Comment on I AM BETTER 3 weeks ago:
I wish I had been born into the era of science where I’m smart enough to discover things. I can’t code. I can’t do calculus. I would have thrived in the 19th century where I could invent washing my hands and be considered a world-class doctor.
- Comment on one bright second 3 weeks ago:
I mean the period of heat death beyond that. The black holes have to be fed and eventually that matter will dry up. The universe will keep expanding and chasing thermodynamic equilibrium until some maximum point of entropy where every particle is spread out over increasingly vast distances, with such a total loss of interactions between them that temperature across the universe is 0 K. We’d be doing the Alpha Centauri generation ship thing but to find the next electron.
- Comment on one bright second 3 weeks ago:
As existentially bleak as living through climate change is, I’m glad my brain only has to deal with the crisis of watching one planet in one solar system die. The average schmuck in Warhammer 10^10^ will be chasing the last sparks of warmth in a blizzard that will only get worse. The last habitable planet, the last active star, the final energy source they can find that will keep the temperature above 0 K for their grandchildren. They’ll have every beepboop gizmo the universe ever achieves to counter the crisis but there’s nowhere they can go short of making a new one, the same kind of deus ex machina we hope for but representing a new kind of hyper-death instead of just clean energy. Maybe they’ll still be able to grow crops if scientists manage to duplicate physics perfectly in some kind of thing outside of everything within the next 18 months according to the latest IPCC report. Individuals aren’t built to manage whatever psychic damage that causes no matter how much we abstract what it means to exist.
- Comment on eco-vengeance iconoclast 3 weeks ago:
She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt
New Jordan Peterson book just dropped
- Comment on Dawg... 4 weeks ago:
I’m considering applying this to my plant science research. In response to drought stress we observed that the tree became -3 smaller marijuana. Accelerometer data reflects the impact of this change in biomass, with hotdog levels variably +2 to +5. We demonstrate that as the tree becomes smaller marijuana it also becomes bigger hotdog.
- Comment on Opinions on Jurassic Park as a Zoo 1 month ago:
Me screaming that Fred Rogers had a preeminent jazz pianist improvise every episode’s theme song to no one in particular.
- Comment on Opinions on Jurassic Park as a Zoo 1 month ago:
They had hundreds of animals and no staff ecologists. They had 1 veterinarian. Instead of having paleontologists on staff, they had a big game hunter. All their biologists worked in the lab. They built everything like theme park rides because automation kept labour costs down and made secrecy easier.
Me screaming about urban park design to no one in particular.
- Comment on tall tails 1 month ago:
All dinosaurs looked like beavers of varying sizes and lengths.
- Comment on The Internet Will Be More Dead Than Alive Within 3 Years, Trend Shows 1 month ago:
Retvrn to tradition. The internet peaked with 2000s-era forums.
- Comment on WOOLLY BEARS!!! 2 months ago:
- Comment on WOOLLY BEARS!!! 2 months ago:
[wabi-sabi] solidarity [habitat]
Real motherfuckers leave dead organic material in their landscape.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 2 months ago:
I just got one of the current strains. It felt just as bad as the ones in 2020. Vaccination is totally warranted.
- Comment on What's your thoughts on this? 2 months ago:
Environmentalism without class struggle is just gardening.
- Comment on Prince William and Kate to move into new eight-bedroom home worth £16m - This will be their 6th 'Forever home' 2 months ago:
- Comment on ChatGPT 5 power consumption could be as much as eight times higher than GPT 4 — research institute estimates medium-sized GPT-5 response can consume up to 40 watt-hours of electricity 2 months ago:
My ebike battery is 720 watt hours. I can ride with like 60kg on the back for approximately 100km at 32km/hr. That’s like 12.9km of riding per chatGPT response, and riding something good enough to replace a car for most needs.
- Comment on quick thinking 3 months ago:
While it’d be nice to have an alternative to the crushing hopelessness of an AED, I would hate to do this in an ambulance for several reasons.
- Comment on Badgers: 1 Star 3 months ago:
- Comment on we are creators 3 months ago:
xi-button Quality into Quantity Time
- Comment on CONCEPTUALIZATION [Trivial: Success] — He’s actually right about this one. 4 months ago:
Feel like shit just wanna consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write about urban ecology like it’s an eldritch religion.
- Comment on Biomimicry 4 months ago:
I’m not saying I’ve never covered myself in feathers and sat naked in a tree waiting for birds to feed me. I’m not perfect, no one is, we’re all on a journey of learning and improving. Growing a termite on your back just seems like it’d take so long before it would trick the termites.
- Comment on Biomimicry 4 months ago:
That must have been such a wild evolutionary arms race. I wonder how it even began.
- Comment on Fundamentally unserious 4 months ago:
Ontologically silly-ass
- Comment on huge tracts of land 4 months ago:
I take pride in poisonin’ myself and my family as much as I poison my land and biosphere.
- Comment on Rumor: Kepler Tells Gamers To "Get Ready For The First <$1000 Console" 4 months ago:
- Comment on Ryan Reynolds Pitched an R-Rated ‘Star Wars’ Movie to Disney, but Not for Him to Star: ‘That Would Be a Bad Fit’ 5 months ago:
“And I don’t mean R-rated to be vulgar. R-rated as a Trojan horse for emotion. I always wonder why studios don’t want to just gamble on something like that.”
An Andor-type film would be great but Reynolds seems like such a generic lib that I don’t think he’d make it compelling.
- Comment on 'Andor' Season 2 Debuts to Nielsen Viewership High With 721 Million Minutes 5 months ago:
surprised-pika-messed-up people want mature stories that reflect their lived experience under fascism?
- Comment on Camarasarus 5 months ago:
kitty-birthday-sad the only candidate who didn’t defend paedophiles
