spinne

@spinne@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨somebody has to do it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You say this like drawing blood from wild beavers is a trivial task!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hammerheads sharkz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whale sharks are the peak of fishitude, my friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuttlefish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.” – rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Writes, Then Deletes, a Post Musing About Threats to Biden and Harris⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Schrodinger’s dipshit, ugh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is Expected to End His Presidential Campaign⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He was asking both campaigns to give him a Cabinet position in exchange for his withdrawal from the race and endorsement like a week ago. Harris didn’t take his call, but I’d be amazed if Chump didn’t jump on that