I LOVE EATING STIR BARS

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Whoa, that’s way too many magnets. You’re only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don’t impede the passage of food

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• kungfuratte@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I find this pretty unsettling.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    well at least that smoothie will have a stir bar to mix it up…

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  > bites victim  
  > injects stir bars through fangs  
  > drag them back to my lair  
  > throw onto the stir-floor  
  > suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup  
  > take nap

  Today was a good day.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah, so this is what they mean about PIs cannibalising graduate students.

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lab Shelob behaviour

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wtf am I looking at?

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    An x-ray image of the abdomen of a child or maybe a pet that swallowed quite a few plastic-coated magnetic stir bars (intended to go into some solution to be automatically stirred by a device in a laboratory) which appear to fill their colon in the foreground of this picture.

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  • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably someone who’s had major bone reconstruction

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you’re missing stuff, right?

  I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn’t a great name for a protein bar, but it’s not the worst.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m stealing this idea fyi. Science themed energy bars.

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• dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1. those are huge stir bars
  2. my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱

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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Children eat weird stuff

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious

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• spinne@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.

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  • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it not cocain smuggling via eating pods?

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    • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe you’re right, but the hips look very small and the objects very uniform.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Take your child to work day? Shouldn’t be doing that if you work in an industrial lab tho.

      Maybe the storage room of a college chem class or smth?

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• rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mmm magnets.

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• Infamousblt@hexbear.net ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You spin me right round…

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• Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What is happening?

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• Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What are you, the waste container?

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• BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If they’re supposed to be eaten, why do they look like mints?

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• xxce2AAb@feddit.dk ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And implanting them all over the place, apparently.

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• plinky@hexbear.net ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sailors hate them!

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