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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do these murderers or mass shooters or hostage takers do they actually commit suicide more often than not? Or does a cop take a good shot and blame the offender as suicide? I would do the latter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  “Upon entry, the suspect immediately committed suicide with my gun by shooting himself twice in the head on the other side of the room, sir.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I swear I still dream of the sensation of sleeping outside in a carrier as a baby during Danish winters. The combination of fresh cold air, but being snugly wrapped as a blanket baby-burrito. Bliss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hypothetically, if your were a kid and your parents worked for a government intelligence agency, how would you keep secrets / have privacy from your parents?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just not tell them things? They’ve undoubtedly got other things to worry about, and I doubt their superiors would be impressed with them bringing the Awesome Might of The Gubermint down upon their offspring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a pity that DR has restricted access to their content for international visitors. I’ve had a few British colleagues tying to learn Danish, and watching the news was a good way to get exposure to received pronunciation and a wide vocabulary.

  Nevertheless, while I’m not always on Lemmy, whenever I’m around I’ll be happy to answer what questions I can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’d be fortunate to have you, I’m sure. Please feel free to DM me if you need help. Pronunciation - which is probably the hardest part - is going to be tricky to assist with, but I’m can certainly help with grammar and spelling. Don’t worry too much about pronunciation though - most Danes speak English perfectly well, and nobody is likely to hold relying on that against you until you can get up to speed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No indeed, and you absolutely won’t hear me complain about it. I’m not religious, but if I had been I’d have said ‘bless you’. Instead, I’m just going to personally thank you for fighting the good fight. Keep it up! You’re one of the good ones.

  Hopefully, one day we’ll be able to enjoy a nice BBQ together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Farage says 'thanks for the money' after he’s tricked into Ian Watkins tribute⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “And if anybody needs me, I can be reached at my villa in Spain.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Man Bought Meta's AI Glasses, and Ended Up Wandering the Desert in Search of Aliens⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  While I’m thoroughly anti-LLM and concerned that we’ve known about the ELIZA effect since 1966 and apparently learned absolutely nothing, there is also a certain element of PEBCAK here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. They should probably get started on that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, agreed. I don’t believe I made the argument that we should do away with democracy. I certainly didn’t mean to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …You’re completely unaware of the profound irony of the statement you just made, aren’t you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Danish. You can make up your own mind as to how that might influence my perspective right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re working on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK officials may be barred from US over X ban⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I never want to hear the word “democracy” spoken by an American again until they’ve cleaned up their shitshow of a so-called country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you "process" hundreds of tabs you haven't gotten a change to go through?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I don’t have those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever works, right? Right now I’m wearing this really nice pair of sturdy heavy-duty felt-lined jeans from Duluth Trading Company which are supposedly made for women (albeit with perfectly nice pockets) - not that I care one whit. They fit perfectly, and are generally lovely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh. Is dandruff not a thing that happens to women? I wouldn’t know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming there’s any truth to that, why wouldn’t women just use the 6 in 1 shampoo.

  …And man-pants with pockets, while we’re on the topic. I suppose there might be issues in the hip-department there, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circumcision classed as possible child abuse in draft CPS document⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, yeah. I mean, take a step back and forget about religious justifications and appeals to some nebulous ‘tradition’ for a moment. If I ran around and took a scalpel to the genitals of baby boys without a valid medical reason, I’d hopefully swiftly find myself locked up for a long, long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X could be banned in UK amid sexualised AI images concerns⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They wanted everyone to scan their faces to look at legal porn featuring consensual performers, but now that it’s synthetic CSAM featuring other people’s kids, eh, they’re not quite sure if intervention is really warranted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Met Police recruited serial sex offenders to boost numbers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we really supposed to believe that out of all of the eligible part of the population of the UK, they had to go for the sex offenders because there was just nobody else left? Really?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science wins again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Then I might be in need of actual medication to address my headaches, sweating and nausea.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Um.... no.... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d prefer to castrate myself with a rusty spoon, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …Right next to the oil furnace in the basement, trying to figure out how to rig it to blow and burn the place down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hanson & Stylish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “An admirer of the physical sciences are we, sir? Jolly good. Let me get the special tools.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still looking for the right community for this meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The stove isn’t hot; it’s all in your head, and everyone telling you otherwise are idiots who just cannot appreciate your unique genius.

  Go on, touch it again. This time it’ll work, surely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally can post something to this community lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a comfy combo, and a nice battlestation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aguiar, Ana C. Barbosa, et al. “A laboratory model of Saturn’s North Polar Hexagon.” Icarus 206.2 (2010): 755-763.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox is a problem — but it’s a symptom of something worse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In addition to the rampant pedophilia problems, did anybody else catch Baszucki talking about Polymarket integration? Yeah, let’s add gambling to the mix. /s

  I have no idea why any parent would let their kid anywhere near this dumpster fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly the very apex of human artistic expression. Frankly, we might as well just call it quits. If you grab the chairs, I’ll turn off the lights.