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- Comment on You can tell that's a real person at least. 1 day ago:
Nah. They just had a very small training budget for their malfunctioning Markov Chain implementation.
- Comment on Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? 1 day ago:
I’m no chef, but if your meal turns to plasma, the oven was definitely too hot.
- Comment on It's only right 5 days ago:
Ah, the ocean. Where life began, and probably - judging from this - where it’ll end.
- Comment on HERE BIRDY BIRDY 5 days ago:
(Please don’t though)
For an illustration of why guns and hallucinogens don’t mix, refer to the British Operation Moneybags which explored the concept of using LSD as a battlefield incapacitating agent. It was wildly successful.
At least they were smart enough to not issue them any ammunition.
- Comment on Anon studies Organic Chemistry 6 days ago:
I hope you were smart enough to record that interaction, anon.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
I usually make my own. Graasten’s is pretty decent.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
No, not at all. That I’d have no issue with. Now, Hellman’s makes a number of different variants IIRC, and I can’t tell you which particular one this was as I haven’t bought it since, but: I mean ‘pumped’ as in ‘foamy’ or perhaps a better term would be ‘areated’. Filled with visible bubbles of some gas - I don’t actually know whether it was nitrogen or something else, but nitrogen would make sense due to the same reasons you pointed out. I suspect it was done as a shrinkflation strategy to sell the same apparent volume of product, whilst saving on material production inputs. It certainly did nothing beneficial for the texture. I don’t really want my “mayonnaise” to feel like poorly whipped cream.
I’ve seen the same thing done for some cream cheeses, and likely for the same reason. I don’t buy those more than once either.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
What does Hellman’s have to do with mayonnaise though? That nitrogen-pumped piss is mayo the same way those American individually wrapped slices of milk-plastic is ‘cheese’.
- Comment on This may be the most bonkers tech job listing I’ve ever seen 1 week ago:
“Maybe you can use them to douse yourself, maybe the sugar will just create improvised napalm. Personally, I can’t wait to find out.”
- Comment on This may be the most bonkers tech job listing I’ve ever seen 1 week ago:
“Please be okay with this,” potential employees are told.
“Counter-offer: Please fuck all the way off and die in a fire.”
- Comment on Is our President a pedophile? 1 week ago:
“Don’t forget to click that subscribe button! Our next riveting video will investigate whether water is really wet.”
- Comment on Fear their power 1 week ago:
“Look, I’m glad someone’s having fun, but I’m not memorizing that set of pronouns!”
- Comment on Upload Me Into The AI God Hivemind 1 week ago:
Of course. There’s no point in immorality if you’re going to have a single point of failure. The cognitive substrate must survive.
- Comment on Upload Me Into The AI God Hivemind 1 week ago:
If you want to upload your consciousness, first ask yourself: Who administrates the server running your simulated reality?
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 1 week ago:
So I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m not sure I want to live on this planet anymore.
- Comment on How does Edward Scissorhands pee? 1 week ago:
I don’t know, but I think we can confidently conjecture that it’s either very hard… or very easy.
- Comment on Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors 2 weeks ago:
Ah. I see.
- Comment on Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors 2 weeks ago:
I’ll be honest with you: I have absolutely no idea how to interpret that in this context.
- Comment on Xbox requires age verification now 2 weeks ago:
You know that warm feeling you get when you realize that you aren’t part of a gated closed ecosystem and have control over your own hard- and software?
- Comment on Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors 2 weeks ago:
Well, you won’t ever be losing me, WP.
- Comment on No One Wants A $100 GTA 6, Analysts Say 2 weeks ago:
“Root cause analysis suggest the possibility that the fundamental problem may be linked to the reason you needed to pay us to tell you that. We’re prepared to write an exhaustive report with more findings on that matter for a small consultancy fee of a quarter of a million dollars.”
- Comment on Enemies 2 weeks ago:
Aww. I’ve never been validated like that. All I get are amateurish death threats.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yeah: www.irs.gov
- Comment on Unionised EA workers slam billion dollar buyout for risking layoffs to "pad investor pockets", while senators worry about Saudi Arabia rewriting US history 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but it’s EA. What did you expect? I’ve only every worked for EA indirectly, but it’s not like there was a lack of warning signs. For decades.
- Comment on You have to try no 1! 2 weeks ago:
Just… Gotta… Twerk… Harder. Unf!
- Comment on You have to try no 1! 2 weeks ago:
I’m sorry Karl, but it just doesn’t seem to be working for me, no matter how much I wiggle and move dat ass.
- Comment on King's coat of arms to feature on new UK passports 2 weeks ago:
Interesting. Thank you.
- Comment on TikTok 🤡 💩 2 weeks ago:
Given that TikTok has just been handed over to fucking Larry Ellison, that might be for the best. Delete your account.
No seriously. Do it now.
- Comment on King's coat of arms to feature on new UK passports 2 weeks ago:
“You see this 50 quid note. That’s my face on it. Questions? No? Good.”
- Comment on King's coat of arms to feature on new UK passports 2 weeks ago:
I honestly don’t know how that works. Does he even require one?