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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …Right next to the oil furnace in the basement, trying to figure out how to rig it to blow and burn the place down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hanson & Stylish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “An admirer of the physical sciences are we, sir? Jolly good. Let me get the special tools.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still looking for the right community for this meme⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The stove isn’t hot; it’s all in your head, and everyone telling you otherwise are idiots who just cannot appreciate your unique genius.

  Go on, touch it again. This time it’ll work, surely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally can post something to this community lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a comfy combo, and a nice battlestation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHY???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aguiar, Ana C. Barbosa, et al. “A laboratory model of Saturn’s North Polar Hexagon.” Icarus 206.2 (2010): 755-763.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox is a problem — but it’s a symptom of something worse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In addition to the rampant pedophilia problems, did anybody else catch Baszucki talking about Polymarket integration? Yeah, let’s add gambling to the mix. /s

  I have no idea why any parent would let their kid anywhere near this dumpster fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly the very apex of human artistic expression. Frankly, we might as well just call it quits. If you grab the chairs, I’ll turn off the lights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only singe player games – and usually only after they become monotonous playing the intended way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re selling cheetahs short here. I’m confident that they’re perfectly capable of face-munching.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More than you’d enjoy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds to me like you just dodged a bullet, mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly wtf?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, that’s… Shit! I was going to sleep soon too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “…That’s a moth, you idiot.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come there is not a pope without grey hair? I mean a much younger pope like 30s 40s. Really can't be that hard. You got an ocean of cardinals and priests who pretty much tell say?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they wouldn’t have the required time to manipulate everybody into hating everybody else just a little bit more than them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨zingiberales⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s biology. You wouldn’t understand.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨England’s water industry issued £10.5bn in ‘green bonds’ despite pollution record⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And still no regulatory intervention in sight. Lovely.

  (Yeah, that’s sarcasm)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Usually 13.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2, no contest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm in a hotel in America with no kettle in my room, if I want tea I have to microwave it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, welcome to the US.

  (I’m Danish, we have kettles, obviously - I just watched a YT video about how Americans don’t just days ago - the poor bastards)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon defeats the slop agenda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for clearing that up for me. Ignore the abject idiocy, got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon defeats the slop agenda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Allow me to echo 283509466: What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have resting bitch face?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, I’m sorry: For all that seems very specific, I just don’t understand how that works at all. I can’t recall a person snarling at me that I also classified as ‘genuinely happy’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have resting bitch face?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve honestly never been able to find a definition of RBF that would allow me to confidently identify it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do not touch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You see my dear undergrad, lab safety managers are only an impediment to Scientific Progress if they aren’t poisoned, corroded or on fire. Fortunately, this is a chemistry lab…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do not touch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “We take great pride in the fact that none of the survivors have ever claimed our Christmas parties are boring.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do not touch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’m not dancing around that thing. Lit candles strapped to dry pine trees indoors were already insane enough, but who knows what shattering some of that glassware might result in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is 5'1"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, as a Dane I’m obligated to respect the hell out of every single part of that. I’m pretty sure it’s the law around here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brave AI assistant Leo adds Trusted Execution Environments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Privacy
  2. Sending your data off for processing on a remote server not under your control

  Pick one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What OS does the Batcomputer use?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  QNX. Batman does not abide service interruptions or system instability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would you think so? I aim to be considerate, not a doormat let alone a victim of abuse, sexual or otherwise. Consent is either bilateral or non-existent. While I would be open to do things I enjoyed less than my partner, I wouldn’t accept being party to anything to which I’m outright opposed.