Ah yes, regression
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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frezik@midwest.social 1 month ago
Corr@lemm.ee 1 month ago
That was a joy. Thank you for sharing
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Check this shit out (fig 1).
Lmao there’s so much gold. I got frustrated for him while reading it.
credo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I had a hard time reading. Could not stop laughing enough to get past the fourth paragraph. Sides hurt, would not recommend.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Germanium My Ass
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Going into physics was the biggest mistake of my life. I should’ve declared CS. I still wouldn’t have any women, but at least I’d be rolling in cash.
Honestly, there wasn’t all that much cash to roll in and there’s less all the time now. Plus, if you think busted equipment is bad, wait until I tell you about inheriting legacy code.
frezik@midwest.social 1 month ago
From what I heard, the guy actually did change to a CS major shortly after writing this.
ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 1 month ago
This relation between temperature and resistivity can be shown to be exponential in certain temperature regimes by waving your hands and chanting “to first order.”
for some reason this is the line that got me
negativenull@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One Line to rule them all
One Line to find them
One Line to bring them all
and in the data bind them_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
One line best-fits all
merari42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Machine Learning enthusiasts: Why settle for linear regression when you can deploy a Gradient-Boosted Random Deep Neural Net Surface Vector Cluster that consumes the entire power of Iceland to trace a perfect ∞-dimensional hypersphere around blue points? Overparameterization is the future!
reinei@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fine! I’ll use a second order polynomial to fit this instead. But that’s the last order I’m willing to go to!
prex@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Always XKCD: https://xkcd.com/882/
badbytes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, it’s trending up. That’s progress!
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
R^2=0.03
Engywuck@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Well, some students of mines actually put some figure like that in al lab report…
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You asked for a line, they gave you a line, what more can be asked for?
We used to intentionally add wrong data to our datasets so we could circle it afterwards, declare it “outlying data” and gain the extra points for spotting and documenting it.
I’m not bitter about my formal education, honest…
Engywuck@lemm.ee 1 month ago
We used to intentionally add wrong data to our datasets so we could circle it afterwards, declare it “outlying data” and gain the extra points for spotting and documenting it.
Nice trick!
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you’re having proportion of explained variance problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a fit ain’t onemindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Gaussian: “Squint.”
Gork@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Dat spread tho
MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 month ago
Looks like a successfullybtrained learning model, to me. (Sarcasm)
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I don’t know why you get credit at all; I do all the work. - Excel
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
They’ll also try to linear fit even the most obvious exponential curve.
yesman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And if that doesn’t work, there’s always factor analysis.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
How can you argue with a word like "best’ anyway ;)
uis@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Probably minimal surface ellipse.
Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s the line of best fit, not the line of good fit
macarthur_park@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Line of “least bad” fit
merari42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Best Linear Unbiased Estimator