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It's 54 degrees Fahrenheit (12 Celsius), raining moderately hard, the rain is cold, and there's a guy blowing around wet leaves with a leaf blower. What the hell is the obsession with leaf blowers?

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  • EndOfLine@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re having a rough day. Seems like everybody wants a piece of you and they aren’t kind about it. So you put on some ear protection, grab your leaf blower and step outside. Nobody bothers you out there. The leaf blower yells nonstop the way you wish you could and even though you aren’t doing the yelling, there is still something cathartic about the noise. It creates a bubble where you are left alone. As the minutes pass and the debris collects into neat little piles, you can slowly regain your calm. The urge to explode, unleashing your anger and frustration, in an irreparable way ebbs and you feel like you can hold your shit together for a little while longer.

    Or they are in a feud with their neighbors and are trying to piss them off.

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    • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I though for sure this would end in the hell in a cell copy pasta.

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      • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or jumper cables.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Huh…apperently I have natural leaf blower bubble going on.

      See, the trick is, other people try to push me around, and try to tske their anger out on me, and I look them dead in their eyes, with my cold dead inside eyes, and I say…

      “You could die tomorrow and I wouldn’t even notice that you left”.

      See, the trick to life is to not cause hassle for others, but otherwise not give a shit about anyone or anything. To truely become at peace with the idea that none of this matters. Your life, others lives, the elections, the results of things, none of it matters. People don’t matter. Media doesn’t matter. Life doesn’t matter. And once people realize that you are an unfeeling, uncaring, enempathetic to anything miserable piece of shit who wouldn’t feel a thing if an atomic bomb went off, they generally tend to leave you alone. Because you don’t want to piss off the guy who doesn’t feel anything, with nothing left to lose, and nothing to gain. I am the Milton of my universe, and one wrong move could cause me to burn this tinderbox to the ground. Then walk away without remorse.

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      • Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Help is available. I mean it and I will help you find more help. You don’t deserve to suffer in the way you’ve described.

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      • enbyecho@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Username checks out.

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      • ReadMoreBooks@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s a “black hole”, humanity’s beyond the event horizon, and barely anyone even acknowledges the existence of any of it.

        But, no matter how hard one tries to sink into the void they cannot deny the human paradigm. Complex communication of the hypothetical us all that defines our species from the other animals. A human’s meaning-of-life is, at the root, the same as everyone else’s.

        Above:

        Ecclesiastes by King Solomon

        “All we need to do is make sure we keep talking” by Stephen Hawking, British Telecom advertisement (1993)

        Continuing:

        Revolutionary Suicide by Huey P. Newton

        Interstellar directed by Christopher Nolan

        If any of this resonates with you then I’d be happy to have a conversation. This account should be active until March-ish.

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    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What leaf blower allows for neat little piles?

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        One in the hands of an experienced operator.

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If a genie told me I could erase all land-mines or two-stroke leaf-blowers, I’d choose landmines, but the silence while I considered would be uncomfortably long.

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    • Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This comment is magic lol

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even electric blowers are extremely loud. I have both varieties, and both require ear protection for extended use.

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  • Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well I ain’t gonna get down on my knees and blow them myself

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And that’s why I’m leafing you!

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here?

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    • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dammit, this should be the top comment.

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, it should be buried

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  • bob_omb_battlefield@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The leaves must blow.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kwisatz Daderach

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  • YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One of my neighbours sometimes hoses down her driveway in the pouring rain. Who knows why neighbours do the things they do.

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    • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are they ex military? Are they an ASVAB waiver? Did they used to get told to mop up the rain too?

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      • RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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    • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably to hose off sentiment run off

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      • superkret@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are those the sentiments that appeared when she ran off?

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    • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah we saw one of our neighbors watering the storm drain. But also recently she drove from her driveway to ours - literally got in her car, backed out the driveway then immediate turn into ours, to come ask a question. Then got back in her car, backed out of our driveway and immediate turn into hers. So I think she is just crazy.

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    • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I once inquired about this very practice. I’ve been told it’s because:

      • Water restrictions are generally lifted when it rains
      • Easy rinse/prepped surface

      That all make sense to me if these idiots had a pressure washer, but its always a normal hose with a nozzle…

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    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There may be something falling from trees that stains?

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      • YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This was during the summer. The only thing might be bird poop?

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Free pre-soak

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  • AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just got a 765cfm battery-powered leaf blower and…

    …it’s so much fun. Mindlessly entertaining. I don’t even care if I just blow the leaves back and forth, it’s just…weirdly fun.

    Also fun to blow random things around the house until someone gets mad.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also fun to blow random things around the house until someone gets mad.

      Hey, this guy knows my ex-wife. tugs collar

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is her number still 867-5309?

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re welcome to come blow my yard whenever you want some free entertainment. I even have two different leaf blowers you can choose from! One is a two-stroke backpack dealio, and the other is a hand-held electric jobbie.

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    • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My puppy loses his shit when I aim the leaf blower towards him.

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  • randon31415@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Either the boss said he had to do it, our his homelife is so bad, that blowing leaves is an improvement.

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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I really hate leaf blowers.

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    • jagged_circle@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I really like turtles

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      • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I remember that. LOL.

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  • FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My neighbor will blow them into my driveway (which is higher than his so it’s a never ending battle) and then he’ll walk between my house and the house on his other side blowing leaves to the other side of the street. He wastes so much gas every day, I would find it funny if it weren’t infuriating. Like, who the heck even buys gas leaf blowers anymore?

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    • BombOmOm@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      who the heck even buys gas leaf blowers anymore

      Gas blowers are about half the purchase price. And in this ‘first thing I looked up’ match up, are even slightly better speced.

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      • FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ll take the one with less maintenance anyway. I wouldn’t even need to buy the battery for this because that’s the same one my lawnmower uses

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      • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The issue I have with these is the parts and batteries are are awful for recycling. An engine is all metal and once the oil is drained there are no hazardous to nature parts. Plastic is made from oil so are these environmentally friendly? Especially if the batteries only last a few years?

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      • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or you can just buy a cheaper one.

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      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Good thing gas is so cheap…

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  • RedWeasel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you in IL? I just saw my neighbor doing that, but he has dementia. I think there are to many people who want a manicured lawn. Personally I don’t see why so many people like that.

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    • TheBananaKing@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      if I ever live somewhere with a garden, I’m ripping out the grass and planting a dandelawn.

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      • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or moss!

        Moss is cool too!

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      • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I tried making my front lawn all wild flowers. The town had other ideas and sent me a warning to mow my lawn even though at that point my lawn was solid flowers. It is now a mix of dried out grass, sandy bare spots, and cigarette butts from the sidewalk traffic going to the Casino across the street. I tried watering my lawn the first year here and my water bill was nuts.

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      • TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A dandelion!?

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    • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because they have absolutely nothing better going on in their life.

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For a while I had retired neighbors on two sides of the house who insisted on mowing multiple times a week. Their grass would be so freaking dead and brown by late summer even with watering, meanwhile my lawn which I mow every 2-3 weeks depending on the season (late summer it grows slower so I give it longer) never needed a lick of extra water and is still green today

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  • Teppichbrand@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Petromasculinity?

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good word, I like it

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      • Teppichbrand@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s from Cara Daggett :)

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  • Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly, it’s just fun to blow leaves or snow. It’s a mindless puttering activity that lets you improve your home area and be mildly active.

    Unfortunately what happens is people’s general tendency to think about themselves and nobody else. So they’re self-satisfied in their reasons for being out there, not thinking about the dude next door that works nights and can’t sleep, and even his construction-grade noise headphones don’t help. Or the dude that just wants to listen to jazz quietly.

    The leaf blower people are well-meaning people with mild mental illness who are just selfish enough to realize their home/self care is annoying others.

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    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel like a rake would be a better alternative on all accounts

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Plus, you can leave it in awkward places as a trap!

        _doinggg!!! _

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A leaf blower is far superior for getting leaves out of corners and other spaces smaller than a rake, especially if the leaves are small or falling apart.

        I have an electric one that isn’t that loud, and I generally use it for edges and then rake up the open spaces.

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  • litchralee@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As it happens, it’s about 10 C (50 F) near me, and I did actually think about using my leaf blower for a very specific purpose in the rain: blowing the leaves clear of the gutters.

    I saw outside my window that the autumn leaves formed a dam in the gutter, impounding an amount of water which started diverting onto the asphalt and the sidewalk. From what little I know about road construction, water intrusion is the greater enemy so I didn’t want to let the small pond sit there.

    In the end, I just picked the leaves up by hand to remove the obstruction. But if I had a lot more gutter, leaf blower would be the first tool to come to mind.

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like using leaf blower, don’t like listening to leaf blower.

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  • badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Um leafblowers are portable jets and just as fun as an air-compressor.

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  • FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had a neighbor for a while that ran his gas blower for a couple hours EVERY DAY. I think he had some sort of PTSD trauma and it soothed him.

    He also dug holes in his backyard to bury leaves. Quite a …… character.

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    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Would that make them compost faster?

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      • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Probably not, air is an ingredient in compost. It’s why company barrels spin.

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      • FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t think so. And it was a LOT of leaves. We’re talking big holes. He would dig a hole, put in the leaves, and stand there with a string trimmer, blasting away at them. Then cover them up. It was especially odd because the city collects them for free. All you have to do is blow/rake them into a pile on the street.

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  • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    54°F isn’t cold.

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    • 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yea but the rain is cold

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      • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Rain is not necessarily cold by the time it lands, it has a certain ability to sap and dissipate heat as it evaporates. The ceramic tiles in your house aren’t really “colder” than you, but they feel cold because they are very good and transfering heat away from you.

        If youre into pedantic debates about properties of molecules, I suggest looking into why water is not wet, and the fan base

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    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That actually depends entirely on where you’re at. That would be positively tropical to someone in Minnesota, but to someone in Arizona I almost can guarantee you that would be freezing.

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    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Your climate is warmer than mine so I gotta prove how tough and skilled I am”

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  • ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because the day already sucks so much…

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is with the leaf blower hate around here? Must be a Yankee thing, never hear them around here.

    And if you live in an apartment complex, they have to clear the leaves. They get slippery. You do the math.

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  • crozilla@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s because he can’t use his chain saw on anything.

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  • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “why is my neighbor doing [something]” is a question better suited for the neighbor than Lemmy. But if you must, asklemmy would be a significantly more appropriate community to be asking.

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    • Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the perfect sub for such a question! Perhaps YOU would be better off on some other site? Or, outside touching grass?

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      • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hoo boy, someone’s riled up! Have you considered taking your own advice? Jeez lol

        The original subreddit was for “common sense” questions you feel stupid for not knowing.

        Over here, the only thing it has in common is the name. What’s the point of a separate community from asklemmy if there’s no posting guidelines?

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like a hair dryer for lawns, leaves are the dandruff.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think you know what hair dryers are for…

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      • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dude’s head is like a blizzard

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I saw this exact thing getting off the highway by the first gas station near a pizza place today in Everett.

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  • hmmm@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ever tried that Leaf Blower Idle game?

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  • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have an electrically blower. But I use it to clean my gutters.

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