jumperalex

@jumperalex@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What exactly are they teaching in our schools?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HA HA YOU FOOL!!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! I knew the cheese was on the Nachos the whole time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What exactly are they teaching in our schools?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  YOU’RE WRONG THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

  wait?

  heh heh

  Good try buddy. I’m not falling for that old trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuclear Winter. It is known.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So? cheap labor?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the same argument I use for not having kids.

  Also, I have a dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes and, you missed the last crucial step

  “Make noise = human pay attention” “Human feeds and protects me = more kittens that probably know to pay attention” … “Profit”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want a name for this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  at least 35 syllables long and you’ll forget what your reading halfway through the word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't save the message but want to say thank you for the person who told me about bot accounts. I cleared up my list because of you and much love to you ....no sarcasm.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what about clearing out bot accounts? no sarcasm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is "Burn Notice" worth watching?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But the way they stopped it was hilarious!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  [face palm] that is an amazingly important point I hadn’t thought of, now heard discussed before, about the service fee vs actual increase hourly wages. I mean it’s totally obvious now that you said it.

  And I really do agree with taking the risk vs the reward. I will only say that there IS a place for balance and reward for performance. I think the current tip system is tilted WAY WAY WAY too much to the server’s risk and needs to go away. I think restaurant margins are actually too thin to go 100% wage based and put all that risk on the owners. I fear the bankruptcy churn in restaurants would be too much.

  And yet it seems to work out in Europe so I’m probably wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Police drag autistic girl out of house ‘because she said officer looked like her lesbian grandmother’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Even if she did mean it as an insult and wasn’t autistic, SO WHAT FUCK OFF COP, INSULTS AREN’T ILLEGAL!!!

  Fixed that for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You didn't bought it you rented it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Because fuck you, that’s why. -HP