Is it wrong that I want one?

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dark humor bundle lol

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What does the titan do? Bath bomb? Pressure sensor? Maybe a coin bank? You smash it when it’s full.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Looks like it doesn’t do anything just for sitting in desk or putting in aquarium

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    • simbico@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Vacuum or pressure washer would be fun

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    • scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Confetti grenade

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Alpaca 3D my main man!
    (not really, I don’t know who he is)

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• villainy@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  34% relative humidity. Not great, not terrible.

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  • DivineDev@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not 34%. It’s 150000.

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Uh oh…

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ngl this seems like a great conversation starter.

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  • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ehhhhhh.

    Stuff like this is hilarious up until you meet someone who had family in the area or who has memories of everyone panicking around them when the NPP failed.

    Don’t get me wrong. I am all for some dark edgelord jokes. But the kind where I can choose my audience. Because, best case scenario, stuff like this screams “I’m an edgelord” and, at worst, it leads to someone calling you on your bullshit when they come over.

    Its similar to big titty anime girl figures. Yes, it will probably cause a conversation. Think through what kinds of conversations would result and… are those conversations you want to have?

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    • TTimo@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Too soon still. In France they were bullshiting us that the radiation had stopped at the border, while all the radiologic alarms in the fire stations were going off.

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    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes what if an Ukrainian babushka without sense of humour visits me, come on now

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  • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah put it across from the model of MH370, by the photo of JFK getting shot

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  3.6 Roentgen, Not Great, Not Terrible

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do a 9/11 one! With aroma diffuser

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Surely thats a commemorative Jenga set

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That inherits a certain kind of humor that could be considered funny. I want one 😁

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    inherits? Is that really the right verb?

    How about “elicits”?

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    • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it’s radiates a certain type of humor

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Break up pencil lead on the top of it and scream “THERE’S GRAPHITE ON THE ROOF”

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  • AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love how you said pencil lead instead of graphite

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• starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m reminded of that Loriot sketch in Germany, with grandpa buying a game for Christmas.

  “And when there is an accident all the little trees and cows fall over.”

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• MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where’s the seller?

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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Found it here: www.etsy.com/de-en/listing/1741704973/

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seller is in Ukraine lol and it has a glowing core. they also sell a titan submarine.

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• massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It's so wrong, yet it's so right.

  I don't want to banalize a tragedy but it.. Might help us remember it..? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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  • fascicle@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reminds me of this like inflatable titanic water slide i saw while driving through San Diego

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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• glimse@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s wrong for you to want a funny thing, yes.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I could think of a few worse ones. Like “Thích Quảng Đức sitting in Lotus position Ari humidifier”.

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hope it’s safer than the real one.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It comes with a 100lb concrete dome to contain it when you’re not using it … crane sold separately.

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