Doctor_Satan
@Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee
- Comment on The pipeline 5 days ago:
You should give his Wikipedia page a browse. It’s wild.
- Comment on I LOVE POTATO SALAD 5 days ago:
Let’s be clear: This type of person eats a very specific kind of potato salad that consists only of potatoes, mayo, and the tears of every customer service manager that dares cross her path.
Potato salad is like chili and meatloaf. It’s not a recipe so much as it is a formula with many variables. You can make it boring and bland, or you can make it exciting and delicious. There are no rules except for what’s in the name.
I love potato salad because I make it how I like it, which includes a lot of spices and vegetables and other stuff. I don’t think I’ve ever made it the same way twice.
- Comment on The pipeline 5 days ago:
White meat chicken nuggets. Some of us prefer dark meat, which doesn’t translate well to boneless nugget form. Also, I generally prefer crispy skin over breading. But I’ll fuck up some white meat nuggs from time to time, as long as they aren’t tossed in sauce.
- Comment on The pipeline 5 days ago:
I prefer bone-in because I prefer dark meat. I also like the crispy skin more than breading. When I do get a craving for white meat chicken nuggets, I’ll make them myself and won’t toss them in sauce. It makes the breading soggy.
- Comment on The pipeline 5 days ago:
Nick Adams has an unhealthy obsession with Hooters.
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Reminder that Nick is Australian. - Comment on The pipeline 5 days ago:
Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn’t a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 6 days ago:
he also grew out his beard because people were making fun of his chinless weak jaw as being feminine.
He doesn’t even have a chinless weak jaw. It’s perfectly normal. But people mocking him for his chin looking feminine (which it doesn’t) is exactly what’s going on with the MAGA beard trend.
Every one of these right-wing goons that grows a beard does it to emulate some weird idealized version of masculinity from the “good ol’ days” when men were men and women had no rights and gays didn’t exist. Between 2016 and 2020, an inordinate number of MAGA dorks all started growing beards, as if on cue. Matt Walsh, the Trump sons, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Ted Cruz, and a whole bunch of other dipshit podcast bro’s, influencers, and politicians all went for the same exact bearded look at around the same time.
The reason they grow the beard isn’t to cover up an actual weak chin or feminine jawline, so much as it is to shield against those kinds of accusations, no matter how unfounded (Shapiro is a great example of this). They are compelled to project an image of stoic masculinity because deep down, they are all incredibly fragile and insecure and terrified of anyone perceiving them as anything less than the very definition of manliness, and bullying them for it the way they bully others for it.
When the biggest part of your brand is attacking people for not conforming to gender norms from a century ago, you can’t walk around flaunting your luscious DSL’s. Better cover that shit up!
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 1 week ago:
Same. My girlfriend also used to have massive tits. We’re talking DDD’s. She ended up getting a reduction, but it was funny because she used to have to go to Lane Bryant for tops and Kids Foot Locker for shoes.
- Comment on women are the devil 1 week ago:
I grew up loving The X-Files, so conspiracy stuff was always interesting to me. I never bought into any of it, but it used to be fun.
I blame reality TV for our current state. They took what was probably one of the best tropes in sci-fi, started talking about it in documentary form, and a whole generation of brainless fucking idiots took it way too seriously, ruining it for the rest of us. Shows like Ancient Aliens took the whole “just asking questions” tactic to insane levels, and it bled over into politics and social issues, providing cover for people to “question” if wildfires may have been started by Jewish space lasers. It’s so infuriating.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
My girlfriend has a 15 year old daughter (I’m 49). I enjoy her company a lot. She’s a great kid. The thought of any kind of romantic or sexual relationship with her turns my stomach. It should also turn your dad’s stomach, and he shouldn’t be allowed to get away with “I enjoy her company”. But that’s just my opinion. I don’t know your family dynamics, and I know it’s easy to preach about what I think should be done from the outside.
Very tough spot to be in, and I have no advice beyond confrontation. I’m sorry you have to deal with this.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I can’t tell you why her parents would be okay with it, but I think you might want to ask your dad why he’s okay with it. A tough conversation, for sure, and I think we all kinda know the answer, but making him say it out loud might begin the process to put an end to it.
- Comment on Adult gamers of Lemmy how do you find time to game without being exhausted of the screen? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE 2 weeks ago:
As soon as I read your comment I saw it as “jaw breakers”. So yeah, I guess that’s a good thing.
- Comment on IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE 2 weeks ago:
Marxist banking parasites
Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.
- Comment on What TV show were you highly excited for, but ended up quickly disappointing you? 3 weeks ago:
Great intro though. That song and the intro visuals were top notch. But yeah, that show got real goofy real fast.
- Comment on Wait, Jarod Leto in Tron? 3 weeks ago:
Under the right director, with the right story, Jared Leto can be absolutely brilliant. There are plenty of examples of this, from ‘Requiem for a Dream’ to ‘Dallas Buyers Club’. Unfortunately, the stars have to align perfectly for him to be anything other than a cringe factory of hammy over-acting. I don’t know who is directing the new Tron, but the odds of them being the right person to pull a good performance out of Leto are not great. I’d like to be wrong, and I hope I am, but probably not. He’s probably going to chew the scenes in the worst way, as he usually does, and be the worst part of the movie, as he usually is.
- Comment on What's the best "good-bad" TV series you've seen? 3 weeks ago:
I loved that show back in the day. Nigel Bennett is such a solid character actor. I don’t remember how it ended though, which I guess means I need to re-watch it.
- Comment on Clean butt 3 weeks ago:
“Hey, if some caked-up mud pie got on your face, would you just wipe it off with a dry piece of tissue and call it a day? No! You’d wash it. So why is your butthole any different?” - Detective Allen Gamble, ‘The Other Guys’
- Comment on Clean butt 3 weeks ago:
This is the kind I have, and I will never not have one again.
