God invented sin, then made himself human in order to kill himself to save people from himself. Makes perfect sense.
holy🤯
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LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If you only think of jesus by the terms legalist define him.
In truth jesus was a liberator. He worked within judiusm to free the jews from toxic legalist practices. He attacked power and was murdered for it. His attacks were born of sold morality and acceptance. He believed in good so much that he was willing to die for it.
When you submit to the legalist definition of jesus you missed him entirely.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 months ago
If he existed, anyway
Snailpick42@lemmus.org 2 months ago
The whole blood sacrifice thing is weird to me. Normal people just forgive others. Instead, this deity had to do everything you listed and take it to the extreme. People believe in stupid shit.
Cloaca@mtgzone.com 2 months ago
It was either sin, cos, or tan.
I always get the Holy Trigonometry mixed up though.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I think it’s tan, which makes sense since the real God is the magnetic field of earth keeping us alive
diablomnky@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, that’s the Holy Spirit. God would be the dynamo mechanism in Earth’s core that produces the magnetic field.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Just remember SOHCAHTOA
Sin = opposite of holy spirit Cos = adjacent to holy spirit Tan = opposite over adjacent
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Didn’t the guys see all songs ever too be committed in that garden before he accepted death? Like, he saw you, high on meth, blowing it the fastest load from your twitching dick to horse porn, and still decided to die for our sins.
What an idiot.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I don’t think he’s an idiot. I just think he’s a voyeur and likes to watch. Came up with this whole ‘Earth’ thing just to satisfy his kinks.
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whoa that explains a bunch…
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If the Romans didn’t do it then he’d have just killed himself after seeing that.
lectricleopard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My shins…? Theyre doing just fine…
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Any powerscalers here? Who wouldd win? Jesus or Naruto?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He died for our delusions.
And airplanes for pastors.
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
are u guys against Christianity? Because if so this place is worse than reddit
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Most of Lemmy doesn’t care about religion(s) I think, but being against Christianity specifically is just more common in the western world, where it’s the most common cult or set of cults, and fediverse is dominantly western
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
true, it saved my life so I find it sad but we all have freewill for that reason to decide
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
but we also have some flaws
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I am, can’t trust a Christian as far as you can throw em
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
No-one criticised Christianity in this thread.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
they are, soror
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The authors shameless self insert, tho…
gnufuu@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s crazy
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Nobody expected this.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Ask this time people thought it said “sins” and now according to the Dead Sea Scrolls Twitter account it actually said “simps!”
teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is the correct interpretation.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Giving Jesus sins to die for since 1998