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• teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you don’t sin, he died for nothing

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the correct interpretation.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Giving Jesus sins to die for since 1998

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• Cloaca@mtgzone.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It was either sin, cos, or tan.

  I always get the Holy Trigonometry mixed up though.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just remember SOHCAHTOA

    Sin = opposite of holy spirit Cos = adjacent to holy spirit Tan = opposite over adjacent

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think it’s tan, which makes sense since the real God is the magnetic field of earth keeping us alive

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    • diablomnky@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, that’s the Holy Spirit. God would be the dynamo mechanism in Earth’s core that produces the magnetic field.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  God invented sin, then made himself human in order to kill himself to save people from himself. Makes perfect sense.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If you only think of jesus by the terms legalist define him.

    In truth jesus was a liberator. He worked within judiusm to free the jews from toxic legalist practices. He attacked power and was murdered for it. His attacks were born of sold morality and acceptance. He believed in good so much that he was willing to die for it.

    When you submit to the legalist definition of jesus you missed him entirely.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The authors shameless self insert, tho…

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• Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Didn’t the guys see all songs ever too be committed in that garden before he accepted death? Like, he saw you, high on meth, blowing it the fastest load from your twitching dick to horse porn, and still decided to die for our sins.

  What an idiot.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think he’s an idiot. I just think he’s a voyeur and likes to watch. Came up with this whole ‘Earth’ thing just to satisfy his kinks.

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    • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Whoa that explains a bunch…

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He died for our delusions.

  And airplanes for pastors.

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Any powerscalers here? Who wouldd win? Jesus or Naruto?

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• lectricleopard@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My shins…? Theyre doing just fine…

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• christiangirlera@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  are u guys against Christianity? Because if so this place is worse than reddit

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  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I am, can’t trust a Christian as far as you can throw em

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most of Lemmy doesn’t care about religion(s) I think, but being against Christianity specifically is just more common in the western world, where it’s the most common cult or set of cults, and fediverse is dominantly western

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    • christiangirlera@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      true, it saved my life so I find it sad but we all have freewill for that reason to decide

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  • CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    but we also have some flaws

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No-one criticised Christianity in this thread.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ask this time people thought it said “sins” and now according to the Dead Sea Scrolls Twitter account it actually said “simps!”

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• gnufuu@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s crazy

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nobody expected this.

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