God invented sin, then made himself human in order to kill himself to save people from himself. Makes perfect sense.
holy🤯
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LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
If you only think of jesus by the terms legalist define him.
In truth jesus was a liberator. He worked within judiusm to free the jews from toxic legalist practices. He attacked power and was murdered for it. His attacks were born of sold morality and acceptance. He believed in good so much that he was willing to die for it.
When you submit to the legalist definition of jesus you missed him entirely.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 1 month ago
If he existed, anyway
Snailpick42@lemmus.org 1 month ago
The whole blood sacrifice thing is weird to me. Normal people just forgive others. Instead, this deity had to do everything you listed and take it to the extreme. People believe in stupid shit.
Cloaca@mtgzone.com 1 month ago
It was either sin, cos, or tan.
I always get the Holy Trigonometry mixed up though.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I think it’s tan, which makes sense since the real God is the magnetic field of earth keeping us alive
diablomnky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, that’s the Holy Spirit. God would be the dynamo mechanism in Earth’s core that produces the magnetic field.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just remember SOHCAHTOA
Sin = opposite of holy spirit Cos = adjacent to holy spirit Tan = opposite over adjacent
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Didn’t the guys see all songs ever too be committed in that garden before he accepted death? Like, he saw you, high on meth, blowing it the fastest load from your twitching dick to horse porn, and still decided to die for our sins.
What an idiot.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I don’t think he’s an idiot. I just think he’s a voyeur and likes to watch. Came up with this whole ‘Earth’ thing just to satisfy his kinks.
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whoa that explains a bunch…
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If the Romans didn’t do it then he’d have just killed himself after seeing that.
lectricleopard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My shins…? Theyre doing just fine…
WereCat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Any powerscalers here? Who wouldd win? Jesus or Naruto?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He died for our delusions.
And airplanes for pastors.
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
are u guys against Christianity? Because if so this place is worse than reddit
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Most of Lemmy doesn’t care about religion(s) I think, but being against Christianity specifically is just more common in the western world, where it’s the most common cult or set of cults, and fediverse is dominantly western
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
true, it saved my life so I find it sad but we all have freewill for that reason to decide
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
but we also have some flaws
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I am, can’t trust a Christian as far as you can throw em
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
No-one criticised Christianity in this thread.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
they are, soror
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The authors shameless self insert, tho…
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Ask this time people thought it said “sins” and now according to the Dead Sea Scrolls Twitter account it actually said “simps!”
teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the correct interpretation.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Giving Jesus sins to die for since 1998