God invented sin, then made himself human in order to kill himself to save people from himself. Makes perfect sense.
holy🤯
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LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
If you only think of jesus by the terms legalist define him.
In truth jesus was a liberator. He worked within judiusm to free the jews from toxic legalist practices. He attacked power and was murdered for it. His attacks were born of sold morality and acceptance. He believed in good so much that he was willing to die for it.
When you submit to the legalist definition of jesus you missed him entirely.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
If he existed, anyway
Snailpick42@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
The whole blood sacrifice thing is weird to me. Normal people just forgive others. Instead, this deity had to do everything you listed and take it to the extreme. People believe in stupid shit.
Cloaca@mtgzone.com 3 weeks ago
It was either sin, cos, or tan.
I always get the Holy Trigonometry mixed up though.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I think it’s tan, which makes sense since the real God is the magnetic field of earth keeping us alive
diablomnky@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, that’s the Holy Spirit. God would be the dynamo mechanism in Earth’s core that produces the magnetic field.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Just remember SOHCAHTOA
Sin = opposite of holy spirit Cos = adjacent to holy spirit Tan = opposite over adjacent
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Didn’t the guys see all songs ever too be committed in that garden before he accepted death? Like, he saw you, high on meth, blowing it the fastest load from your twitching dick to horse porn, and still decided to die for our sins.
What an idiot.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I don’t think he’s an idiot. I just think he’s a voyeur and likes to watch. Came up with this whole ‘Earth’ thing just to satisfy his kinks.
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Whoa that explains a bunch…
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
If the Romans didn’t do it then he’d have just killed himself after seeing that.
lectricleopard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My shins…? Theyre doing just fine…
WereCat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Any powerscalers here? Who wouldd win? Jesus or Naruto?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He died for our delusions.
And airplanes for pastors.
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
are u guys against Christianity? Because if so this place is worse than reddit
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Most of Lemmy doesn’t care about religion(s) I think, but being against Christianity specifically is just more common in the western world, where it’s the most common cult or set of cults, and fediverse is dominantly western
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
true, it saved my life so I find it sad but we all have freewill for that reason to decide
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
but we also have some flaws
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I am, can’t trust a Christian as far as you can throw em
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
No-one criticised Christianity in this thread.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
they are, soror
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The authors shameless self insert, tho…
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Ask this time people thought it said “sins” and now according to the Dead Sea Scrolls Twitter account it actually said “simps!”
teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is the correct interpretation.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Giving Jesus sins to die for since 1998