PSA

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  IT IS MY RIGHT!

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You have a right and a left butthole?

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    • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🫦

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?

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  • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    cylinder.

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol that’s what I thought of too when I wrote that.

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How about don’t put anything in your Anusara unless it was specifically designed to go there

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  • Pazuzu@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where’s the fun in that?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    designed by who? some god? a scientist? the hillfolk committee for ethics and morality to buttholes and butthole alternatives?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.

  They try to be a pain in the ass to keep the country safe!

  (Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)

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• bomberesque@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What, do you think I’m going to put that in my MOUTH???!!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    eventually yeah. that’s called general tzo’s dickin

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about lumpia? Asking for a friend

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    those are to work your way up to spring rolls which are to work your way up to egg rolls, according to my kinky laotian friend

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• DrCake@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There go my weekend plans

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Too fucking late Doc, I’m farting essence of fried cabbage and cat meat until Thanksgiving’s giving.

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• MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  well shit.

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Welp, there go my weekend plans

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just … just don’t double dip

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??

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